tw; cursing, fight mention, explosion mention, mental breakdown mention, sleep disorder mention, probably more, let me know what i missed
Gay Crimes
Future Queen-Apple White
Crow-Raven Queen
Be Gay-Briar Beauty
Do Crimes-Faybelle
Lock Pick-Blondie
Slipper Expert-Ashlynn
Minor Love God-Cupid
Fourth Wall-Maddie
White Knight-Darling
Agressive Cottagecore-Hunter
Headless-Lizzie
Tech Nerd-Dexter
Young Hood-Cerise
Mirror Mirror-Daring
Kitty Chaos-Kitty
Splinters Don't Lie-Cedar
Pansexual Disaster™-Rosabella
Ramona BadWolf-Ramona BadWolf
Gay Crimes
[3:09 AM]
Ramona BadWolf: lol when you have like three finals tmrw and your failing all your classes and shit and u have twenty missing assignments lol
Ramona BadWolf: totally not having a mental breakdown
Young Hood: lol sucks to suck
Ramona BadWolf: Cerise, do not fucking test me i'll put you on blast
Be Gay: woah, ok y we having feelings in the chat right now??
Ramona BadWolf: bc i've been repressing these feeligns since i got out of dark forest
Ramona BadWolf: how dare they expect me to be able to keep up or have things done when i wasn't even here for most pf the school year?
Ramona BadWolf: ok, then, fuck you, i'm just gonna half ass this shit and put the gayest possible answers on all this bs
Be Gay: fajfka;lkfjal;kdjc are you done having feelings and can i go back to setting up a playist for my next party
Ramona BadWolf: yeah, i'm good now.
Young Hood: hey bitch did you steal my hairbrush
Ramona BadWolf: the fuck no???
Young Hood: i know you fucking did it, no one else needs a coarse hair brush like the one i use
Ramona BadWolf: Well i didn't, i have my own from home!
Young Hood: well if you didn't fucking steal my hair brush then who did?!
Ramona BadWolf: idfk
Crow: guys pls go to sleep
Crow: it's tthree am
Be Gay: imagine NOT having a sleep disorder, couldn't be me
Ramona BadWolf: imagine not being nocturnal couldn't be me
Young Hood: imagine not having insomnia couldnt be me
Crow: jfc than just stop hexting the gc some of us are trying to sleep you know
Young Hood: yeah yeah wvr
Young Hood: but if I find out who took my fucking giarbrush they're gonna face my wrath
[8:12 AM]
Splinters Don't Lie: oh! Holly asked to borrow your hair brush, Cerise! Sorry I didn't tell you!
Young Hood: It's okay, you can never do anything wrong Cedar
Future Queen: Guys, please try to get to class on time!
Do Crimes: can't im in detention
Be Gay: ALREADY?!
Do Crimes: i exploded baba yaga's office with rainbow paints
Lock Pick: cerise why were you brushing your hair in the middle of the night???
Young Hood: cause reasons
Lock Pick: i'm not getting anymore than that am i??
Young Hood: no
Fourth Wall: welcome to ever after high, were we get detention for showing up to vlass with a pride flag tea kettle
Crow: maddie what???
Fourth Wall: exactly that: kitty got me a tea kettle with pride flags painted on it and i brought it to school tday cause of how hexing teariffic it is, it works really wekk too! but rumbleshitskin saw me using it and now im in detentoin twith gaybell
Fourth Wall: Faybelle*
Do Crimes: either way you're not wrong
Minor Love God: guys guys guys
Minor Love God: duchessbeingNICE????.img
Minor Love God: i swear on my flight feathers, she's flirting with poppy rn
Tech Nerd: Cupid, darling, pls don't meddle, it's their business
Minor Love God: it's quite literally my job to meddle
Tech Nerd: don't say i didn't warn you
Crow: guys, maybe focus on getting to rumplestiltkins class soon so he doesn't give you detention???
Future Queen: Literally what I was saying.
Tech Nerd: we're on our way, dw
when you're having a low energy day so you write a low effort chapter of a silly little eah fanfic
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Crowns & Thrones| |EAH AU/Fanfic
Fiksi Penggemarthis only exists to try and fix my writers block im not even gonna lie (i saw like two of these and decided to try my hand at it.... ever after high chatfic that might have plot, who knows-) ---- Young Hood: Are you guys seriously doing this now? Yo...
