We all wake up and decide to go to the local McDonalds, I walk to the bathroom and see... huh? Who is this guy again? Oh, a hot guy named steven. No.. Something with a K.. Jungkook! Jungkook washes his hands and looks me dead in the eyes, we share a moment until an ugly idiot walks in, and they break our eye contact. He approaches me..
"Hey, I am K-pop idol Kookie/Jungkook!" I blush and try not to seem weird, would they accept this? Would they accept a famous K-pop idol into our threesome? I grab him and kiss him, I slowly let go of him and bring him to Shrek and Tonpa. "Who is that?" Shrek says, "He is pretty hot!" Tonpa says. "Huh?!" Jungkook looks embarrassed. I slowly pull out a ketchup packet and stab him with it, he dies in a second, Tonpa and Shrek run and I throw a glitter shoe at Tonpa, and a slug at Shrek. They collapse and I laugh psychotically. I drop to the floor and draw in the blood puddles of my exes. I fall asleep there and die.
THE END
