I am in love with 3 fictional men.

The First Meet

I walk to the daily bugle in Fortnite, I see a hot tall guy in my way, I ask for his name, "Hey I'm y/n!" Tall green guy sees you, "I'm Shrek," he blushes, Shrek, wow what a hot name. I stare in his beautiful orbs and his bald head, "What's your number?" He writes down his number with his big juicy fingers. "I'll call you later bag." Shrek says. You go home, and decide to take a nap.

 You wake up to your ringtone of Shrek singing in his beautiful voice, Shrek was facetiming me, but I was naked, I panicked but, I answer and have my blanket wrapped around me. "Hey bag how are you doing?" He smirked. "Good, what about you?" Shrek looks happy. " I was just on Twitter," Shrek says in his hot manly voice.

 *a few years later*

 After years of being friends with Shrek," Y/N... I have loved you since the day we met..!" he confesses his love to me. "I love you Shrek!" I pucker up expecting a kiss, but instead he shoves a hotdog in my mouth. And then I swallow it and then kiss him and slobber all over him! "Let's get married soon." He says. We both go to sleep in your house and stare into his brown orbs,  they are like soil...  they are so attractive. I blush like an anime girl. The next day will arrive soon. I slowly fall asleep...