I am in love with 3 fictional men.

The Second Meet

As I wake up, Shrek is next to me in my bed. "Shrek, I am gonna go to the town and get food." Shrek is still fast asleep. I get dressed and get my hello kitty slippers and walk downstairs and out the front door.

I go to the laxative store to see a short fat man, who has bad hair, and a big nose, he looks about 5.6, quite short for a male. I walk up to him and stutter because of his hotness. "H-H-H-H-H-H-Hi, wanna buy glitter shoes with me, famous tonpa!" I start to blush and get scared. "Of course hottie." I look up at him and blush. "What is your phone number?" I panic " Type i-i-i-i-i-i-i-it into my p-p-p-p-p-p-phone!" He grabs my phone and starts to quickly type in his phone number, gosh.. his hot beard and brown orbs! But I forgot about Shrek.. He hands your phone back and waves goodbye with his fat bean fingers. I follow after him...

Some minutes later, he arrives home and falls on his bed, he is sound asleep. I fall asleep next to him...

"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH" A scream wakes me up. It was Tonpa screaming. I had fallen asleep in his bed!! "Tonpa! I-" Tonpa looks at you up and down. I run off but he grabs your arm, his brown orbs make you blush. "I love you" Tonpa whispers and pulls me in for a kiss. I kiss him back but then Shrek walks in..

"SHREK?!" I back away from Tonpa, but Tonpa and Shrek look eachother in the eyes and kiss. I am more confused than that time Shrek ate a rope and didn't go to the hospital. They bring me in and we all hug and kiss. What a day.. we all go to sleep in Tonpa's castle bed...