Pack Mom

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by hunni5432

by hunni5432

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*The Puppy Pack - Causing chaos, getting nothing done for the hundredth time that month*

Theo: FINE! You all want me to be the mom? I'll be the fucking mom!

Theo: *points at Mason*

Theo: No Corey for you until your essay is done!

Mason: *spluttering* Excuse you -?!

Theo: *ignores him, points to Corey*

Theo: No Mason until you finish your chemistry project!

Corey: *gaping*

Theo: *knocks the coffee out of Nolan's hands*

Theo: No more caffeine for you. GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP!

Nolan: *offended hissing*

Theo: *shoves Brett out the door*

Theo: Stop flirting with Nolan and go to practice!

Brett: Hey!

Theo: *grabs Lori and shoves her after Brett*

Theo: Lori, darling, babysit your idiot brother.

Brett: *offended*

Lori: *cackling*

Theo: *points at Alec, much calmer*

Theo: You're supposed to be catching up on work with Deaton. Go.

Alec: *nods and scrambles to leave*

Theo: *glares at Liam*

Theo: Not a fucking word out of you.

Liam: *choking on laughter*

Bonus

Stiles: *from the kitchen*

Stiles: So how's it feel being a 'Mom'?

Theo: When the fuck did you get in here?

Stiles: Don't speak to your fellow Pack Mom that way.