miz cracker x reader

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I walk into drag race all stars season 5 and omg I see cracker shes one of my best friends we were on the same season and I really like her.

Ydn: hi all
Jujubee: ydn hey
Blair: hi

I run and hug blair then I go to cracker

Ydn: cracks
Cracker: hey how are you
Ydn: good you
Cracker: now your here great

We hear the siren and all run to the see the tv. Ru comes out and we start the reading challenge I'm not great at reading I dont like being mean even if its light hearted. Crackers up and she makes this really funny read about one night in a hotel we were with aquaria and the two of us were so drunk I just made out with aquaria. Since then cracker has joked that she had to babysit us that night apparently we were a but too chaotic. No one else got the joke and India gave us a weird look but I didn't care it was our joke and nothing could change that. Blair gives me this look like she knows and she probably does out of all the queens from our season shes the one of the people I got the most close with. We get told we are doing a talent show and I'm so excited I get to show a song I wrote for cracker it's a song about unrequited love and how I love her but she'll never love me back. We all get our stuff out and blair drags me to a corner yelling

Blair: this is our corner no one else over here

I just stand there laughing and then she walk back over. we start to get out of drag and talk about what we are going to do for the talent show

Blair: so what you doing
Y/n: sing you know I said I was coming up with lyrics
Blair: oh that subject does it change as you know
Y/n: nothing changes I'll still do my best but you know
Blair: oh bitch I know it's so obvious even with the joke she made it made it more obvious
Y/n: no it didnt it wasn't between us
Blair: wait who was it
Y/n: it was aqua
Blair: omg
Y/n: we were drunk really drunk
Blair: oh ik

We hear India being mean about Derrick and know shit will go down we start to get ready for the talent show and juju just has to ask about the reading challenge

Juju: so y/n what was cracker read to you about because it sounds like you two have something going on
Cracker:what no, it wasn't, it's not me and them, why would you think it
Y/n: me and aquaria got really drunk and made out and cracks had to babysit us. we did not kiss ok
Jujubee: ah oh that make more sense
Y/n: yep

India and Derrick start to go at each other and I just ignore them because omg they need to learn to shut up and not bring old drama into this competition. We finish up our makeup and we go to the main stage I'm first fun . I stand I look th my right and I see Blair smiling at me and cracker looking excited. Would she be so happy if she knew what I was going to sing about probably not she would hate me. she will hate me.

I just start to sing and as I'm done I hear everyone clap. I just smile I look over and crakcer is looking back she looks sad its confusing me because it wasnt a sad song but she still has a mopey look on her face. I just walk back and I sit next to Blair and she just hugs me

Blair: you were so good babe
Ydn: thanks it was really fun
Ydn: cracks looked sad do you know why
Blair: no clue
Mayhem: bitch I didn't know you could play the guitar
Ydn: yep learnt at 6
Mayhem: cool

We get to crackers performance and omg it was so funny. she was classic cracker and she look really good . We are all stood on the main stage and we get told we would have to lipsynce against a lipsynce assassin if we win and that sounds both cool and scary . I wonder who will be first and also who will win first but I'm not allowed to dwell for too long because I get told i was the winner I just stand in shock I I'd didn't win anything on my season and so this is my first win . We have to go back stage and mayhem and Derrick are win the bottom and I cant vote for my girl mayhem she helped me so much on my season I cant stab her in the back. I take this as a time I can talk to cracker

Ydn: hey cracks come here
Cracker: everything ok
Ydn: yeah it's just you looked kinda sad during my performance. It wasnt a sad song it confused me
Cracker: well as I pride my self on honesty
Ydn: debatable
Cracker: hush I wanted to say I was sad because you have a crush on someone
Ydn: what
Cracker: I know its stupid but
Ydn: I will never replace you you know that like your the only one
Cracker: but you like them not me
Ydn: who
Cracker: your crush who isn't me
Ydn: your really stupid arnt you
Cracker: what

I just kiss her I just pull her in and kiss her and she doesn't pull away she pushes me closer and it feels like I'm flying. I suddenly remember we are in a room full of drag queens and then I hear

Jujubee: i though there was nothing between you
Ydn: there wasnt but there is now
Blair: did you finally do it did you say it
Ydn: I did and now I get a 20 from aqua
Cracker: you bet on us
Ydn: we can split it
Cracker: ok fine and one more thing win for me

A/n - I'm actually really enjoying writing these I might try and write some ship stuff next but idk

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