Ruv x male reader oneshots and series's

💞You wouldn't stand a chance Pinky. (Ruv x male reader x Pink Ruv) 💞

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⚠️TW: Verbal sexual harassment, and Russian dialect ahead⚠️

Ruv's POV
Turning in my bed, sweating from heat I got up and looked over the railing seeing the newcomer who came into my life about a week ago sleeping on the couch. He was cute in a way but to 'strange' for me, at 2:53 a.m. it was hot, walking to the air conditioner I noticed a strange portal open out the front of the church and something pink walk out of it and towards the front doors. But it never knocked so I went back to bed making sure to keep Sarv safe if we were to encounter it.

Waking up the next morning tired and the extra hit on the head when I stood up to quickly and it collided with the ceiling was a great way to start the day that would end in chaos. Walking downstairs for a breakfast plate I saw the pink thing sitting on the couch next to Y/N, one arm wrapped around his waist and the other holding it's bowl of cereal. Sarv was in the kitchen putting bacon in the oven and pulling eggs out of the frying pan, "S-Sarvente? Who's the new guy? Why is he on the couch with Y/N." The last sentence came out more sternly than I hoped but she gave a response. "Oh! He's apparently a alternative version of you Ruv, and he will be staying here until I find him a home. And why are so concerned about Y/N? I thought you didn't care for him..?" Looking over her shoulder before giving a response to her questions I saw the Pinky practically holding Y/N and it pissed me off, he shouldn't be doing that to him let alone be on my couch eating my cereal.

"..."

"You know how soft your skin is, how beautiful your voice and eyes are Y/N? You look like you need a little bit of an alone time with me afta' breakfast hmm~?"

"I think he doesn't want your filthy creitin hands on him."

Seeing this freak even mention such a thing in a church of all places was disgusting especially to Y/N. And that was the last straw before Sarv had to explain everything to me. "But he can't touch Y/N like this Sarv-" "Well why can't I mini Chernobyl? I don't see your name on this pet of yours~"

"What the fuck did you just call me?"

"Ruv! Watch your language! He is our guest, now behave. And no-you may not 'have some alone time with him' AFTA breakfast..." Hearing Sarv try to pronounce after in the tone pinky said was fun to see her butcher the word, but Y/N I knew wasn't comfortable with this bastard touching him. "What do you think about this Y/N? Do you want this thing to break all the progress we're making in getting along?" Y/N stayed silent for a minute then just said "𝘽𝙪𝙩, 𝙔𝙤𝙪 𝙙𝙤𝙣'𝙩 𝙘𝙖𝙧𝙚, 𝙧𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩? 𝙔𝙤𝙪 𝙩𝙤𝙡𝙙 𝙢𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙙𝙤𝙣'𝙩 𝙡𝙞𝙠𝙚 𝙤𝙧 𝙘𝙖𝙧𝙚 𝙖𝙗𝙤𝙪𝙩 𝙬𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙝𝙖𝙥𝙥𝙚𝙣𝙨 𝙩𝙤 𝙢𝙚 𝙗𝙚𝙘𝙖𝙪𝙨𝙚 𝙄'𝙢 𝙞𝙣𝙫𝙖𝙙𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙘𝙝𝙪𝙧𝙘𝙝 𝙧𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩?"

Pink!Ruv's POV
After hearing the man's sentence that he hadn't put a care to this problem I was very very happy, I would get to have this man all to myself and be able to do everything I could ever want to his body and his feelings. But this bastard would've given up had Y/N just stayed silent but he was now more determined to earn his love, какой придурок. But tonight I'll make sure to have his v-card by the end of the day...

-9:00 p.m.-

Y/N's POV
The four of us were in the living room watching a movie me sitting on the middle of the couch with one Ruv on either side of me. "Imma take a nap boys, wake me if you need anything." Sarv had been up since 6:00 am and she was tired, I could feel Ruv staring at me with his eye and putting his hand on mine squeezing it gently, this caused the pink version of him to wrap his arm around my waist rubbing my sides....this made me a bit uncomfortable. And awkward.