Ruv x male reader oneshots and series's

🧃 Text Convo - 'Apple Juice' [2] 🧃 Ruv x Male reader

Ruv - 'Babe'
Y/N - 'Babe/Love/Doll'
Sarv - 'Demon'

Sarv: So what time is it and when do we leave?

Y/N: It's at 2:30, and I have to still brush Ruv's hair before we go

Ruv: I can brush my own hair dipsocket

Y/N: 🥺

Ruv: No

Sarv: Just leave him be for now Y/N, you can help me brush my hair 😁

Y/N: Ok

Ruv: No, Sarv can brush her own hair

Sarv: But I WANT him to brush my hair.

Ruv: 😡

Y/N: Babe chill out, it's not your decision to make

Sarv: fr

Y/N: Why do you want me to not brush her hair so badly, do you like her or smth 🫠

Sarv: 🤭

Ruv:

Y/N: 😂

Y/N: where did u find that

Ruv: The pin app thing

Sarv: Pintrest?

Ruv: 👍

Ruv: It will be hard to hide me from the crowd so I'm not noticed, I still have a criminal record y'know

Y/N: ...

Sarv: ...

Ruv: 😊, I told you that its not a good idea to go

Y/N: Sarv..?

Sarv: Plan B activated. Ruv u are watching over the church until we come back

Ruv: Excuse me?

Y/N: You heard the demon, u are watching the church mister

Sarv: 😊

Ruv: You have no right to talk to me like that.

Sarv: Yeah well you growing up never had rights or freedom right 🙃

Ruv: ...

Y/N: yo she uno reversed yo ass

Ruv: In Russia I didn't grow up with freedom or rights...

Y/N: not my problem babe

Ruv: ...

Ruv: 😢

Y/N: 😑 wooooooow I feel soooooooo bad rn

Ruv: Have fun doll 🫵

Sarv: do you want ANYTHING to try or have when we come back

Ruv: ummmm, idk. Y/N what are the things with the color sticks on them?

Y/N: color sticks? U mean sprinkles?

Ruv: yes

Y/N: Donuts 🍩

Ruv: ok, get me ONE.

Y/N: anything else 😙

Ruv: the things that come with snortable powder

Y/N: Im not getting u fun dips or pixie sticks.

Ruv: 😑 then the uh....what are these again 🍡

Y/N: Moji balls? .....I will look for moji balls

Ruv: 👌

Sarv: And don't yell at either of us for buying these for u, and u aren't throwing them up or throwing them out, its a waste of money 💰

Y/N: u want apple juice 🧃?

Ruv: 😒

Y/N: ok, call me if u need anything babe

Ruv: 💟

Sarv: 🥹 young love

Y/N: 💖

(420 words) 😎