Just your average NORMAL family! (chatfic)

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In a private chat between Loid and Yor.

MamaLychee: Honey you better get back to work.

MamaLychee: And yes, consider this as a warning.

MamaLychee: A friendly one.

GoldenSpion: Okay i'm sort of scared now... Why should I?

MamaLychee: Don't be. It is just me teaching our daughter not to prank us ever again.

GoldenSpion: Oho?

MamaLychee: Nothing will happen to her. No injuries. So don't worry.

GoldenSpion: Then why is she bleeding?

MamaLychee: She is covered in fake blood.

GoldenSpion: So what the mental image is still there.

MamaLychee: Yes of course. She will get stronger and she will never mess with a sleeping tiger again.

GoldenSpion: So your mad but ya gonna just traumatize our daughter?

MamaLychee: Yes and YES. However I also found a great mental doctor who told me that they could heal her up and make it so that she will overcome it.

GoldenSpion: Namely?

MamaLychee: Ryu Inui.

GoldenSpion: He's cap. I went to him for reasons and he didn't help

MamaLychee: No honey, that is his brother. Ryuku Inui. That person is crappy.

GoldenSpion: I tried every mental thing in the country... none of them helped.

MamaLychee: Don't worry. I will ask my brother for help too. He knows some more.

GoldenSpion: None did. None did... None.

MamaLychee: Honey... There is really nothing that you can tell me to stop. She boggy trapped our house to the point we could have gotten seriously injured.

GoldenSpion: Well there's something I can DO.

MamaLychee: And just so you know. I called my brother over to meet you.

GoldenSpion: I've seen him already, we talked and he's alright I guess. But no super doctor..

MamaLychee: I'm sorry he pestered me to send him over to you. I told him no and another time but he insisted it be today.

GoldenSpion: *sigh* Fine I guess i'll try him, but these wounds run deeper than you know.

MamaLychee: Ohh I do know.

MamaLychee: I just accepted it since she dared to take my knifes and break them today.

GoldenSpion: You just... nevermind i dont even wanna know.

Forger Family chat:

MamaLychee: Honey, how do you like to have some tea with me? You seem as you need some rest. That kitten in our home is quite playful today.

GoldenSpion: Why not. What type?

MamaLychee: I got your favorite.

GoldenSpion: Oh great! A nice dark red :D

MamaLychee: Yup.

SweetStrawberry: Oh no. Why did the creepy woman come back...

MamaLychee: Sweety, why not keep an eye on the black wolf-dog too?

SweetStrawberry: Y'know what im done here. Sorry for the house prank haha. Were they even real things or illusions because they stopped.

MamaLychee: I see you can still smile and laugh... Tho one advice.. You better run.

MamaLychee: Ohh they are real and more than real.

GoldenSpion: Honey where the.. How did you get people to act like they are on crack?

MamaLychee: Ohh Nooo! The wolf-dog is my dog. I just never brought it home.

GoldenSpion: wait this is real danger?

MamaLychee: Noo. He is trained and never attacks without my command. There was never a danger.

GoldenSpion: Why the hell did you just click twice and move your hand then? And now he is slobbering.

MamaLychee: Ohh that was just the signal for fetch.

GoldenSpion: I dont believe so he litterally pulled a knife out of his fur!

MamaLychee: No it really is the command for fetch he just knows that he will get rewarded with a stacke afterwards.

MamaLychee: Don't be ridiculous. That knife is a probe and fake.

GoldenSpion: Uh-huh. Im gonna get my child now. Fake or not.

MamaLychee: You do realize that the dog is coming over to us with Anya on his back, right? She just passed out, no injuries at all. Can you take her? I need to get the tiger back to the circus including the other circus people. They helped me out and are friends with my brother.

GoldenSpion: Ah, so before all that. The tiger was REAL?

MamaLychee: yes of course. I told you everything was real besides the probs like knife and needless and such.

GoldenSpion: You do realize that that thing cannot be trained and almost killed anya?

MamaLychee: Loid. I've been with the tiger my whole life. This is literally a huge kitten.

GoldenSpion: So... Your a circus girl?

MamaLychee: I was until I got the new job.

GoldenSpion: AHem. Dont do anything else with actual real stuff that could kill her please?

MamaLychee: I won't as long as you guys don't disturb my sleep anymore or decide to prank me. Cause I am paying everything back 10 fold.

GoldenSpion: so if I were to wake you up incase of a fire you'd still try to stab me?

MamaLychee: That would be fine and before that I would have woken up too cause I can smell the smoke you know. BUT Yes. Yes I would attack you the moment you try to wake me up and pin you to the bed.

GoldenSpion: Ah okay, what about a silent entry from thugs? Or just danger anyhow?

MamaLychee: You may wake me but I'll probably still get you down on the bed with me on top and a knife around your neck till I wake up completely.

GoldenSpion: Ah yes I dare you to try it.

MamaLychee: Of course wanna try it out honey?

GoldenSpion: Well by that time i'd probably slap the knife and have you pinned to the floor.

MamaLychee: Oho and from there on out?

GoldenSpion: Then whenever you wake up i'd tell you.

MamaLychee: Well I'll have to leave now. Got to bring the tiger back remember?