GoldenSpion: But are you surrrreeeeeee you dont know?
SweetStrawberry: I said I don't know a thing and definitely not that you are a spy or mom is an assassin. How should I know that? How should I know anything!!!
GoldenSpion: Because you can read minds?
SweetStrawberry: You have some proof about that?
SweetStrawberry: Why accuse me?
SweetStrawberry: Haven't done anything.
SweetStrawberry: Please don't throw me out!
GoldenSpion: How else would you know to hide behind that mailbox and wait for me the first time you got kidnapped.
GoldenSpion: AND I OR YOR IS NEVER GOING TO THROW YOU OUT. DONT EVEN THINK ABOUT THAT.
SweetStrawberry: Okay.
SweetStrawberry: Ahm intuition?
GoldenSpion: If you can finish my sentence you can leave without being pranked. My codename as a spy is-
SweetStrawberry: Who's pranking you or mom?
GoldenSpion: Finish the sentence.
SweetStrawberry: I don't know okay! Now tell me who's pranking.
GoldenSpion: First how did you know we never told you???
SweetStrawberry: You said I will get pranked... wait is mom gonna prank me?
GoldenSpion: Probably sometime soon.
SweetStrawberry: OKAY!
SweetStrawberry: OKAY!
SweetStrawberry: I admit defeat!
SweetStrawberry: Twilight. That's your name.
SweetStrawberry: Mom is called the Thorn Princess.
GoldenSpion: Knew it! So we weren't even a normal family at all Hah!
GoldenSpion: A dad that's a spy and a mother that's a assassin and a psychic daughter.
SweetStrawberry: I am technically an esper.
GoldenSpion: Ah so i was almost spot on
SweetStrawberry: Kinda.
SweetStrawberry: Daddy? Will mom be alright?
GoldenSpion: Oh she's fine i'm sure. Just letting off some steam.
SweetStrawberry: She's scaring me. She is thinking about skinning them alive....
SweetStrawberry: When will you two come back?
GoldenSpion: Give me about 5 minutes.
SweetStrawberry: Okay. Mom's brother is scary too. He is thinking about putting a bomb in this place to rat everyone out....
GoldenSpion: Excuse me?
SweetStrawberry: Well he is thinking about getting us out and then burn this place down to ashes as to not leave any evidence.
SweetStrawberry: He also thought about to get us a new house and more secure place for his sister.
GoldenSpion: Oh i thought you meant he was about to snitch... Because that cannot be!
SweetStrawberry: No. He never thought that even once. He's thinking about covering your tracks.
GoldenSpion: How far is your range of psychic-ness.
SweetStrawberry: Well I could hear you swearing at him.
GoldenSpion: Ah, so pretty far eh. Im 5 miles away!
SweetStrawberry: But my head hurts right now...
GoldenSpion: You good?!
SweetStrawberry: I wanna hug you! And mom and sleep a bit....
GoldenSpion: Ah, don't worry we're just... You know what you can hear my thoughts so might as well tell the truth/
GoldenSpion: We are just torturing them a bit.
SweetStrawberry: I already know.
SweetStrawberry: I can hear their screams.
SweetStrawberry: It hurts daddy.... I want them to shut up... They are soo loud.
GoldenSpion: OH for real?
GoldenSpion: We can make them shhut up.
SweetStrawberry: Make it stop. They think about killing mommy and daddy!
GoldenSpion: Oh ok. Ka boosh done. Still hear them?
SweetStrawberry: Some. They are close by. I am scared. They know where we are.
GoldenSpion: OH? Hell naw im getting Yor.
SweetStrawberry: Mommy is done. From what I can hear she just cut off someone's ear and then slashed their throat or something like that. She screamed DIE IN HELL AND NEVER RETURN while thinking about that.... I also think they were the last one.
GoldenSpion: Oh well I'm on the roof above her and I can see the chaos pfft.
SweetStrawberry: Daddy... I am tired and I am scared. Please come here soon.
GoldenSpion: Ah don't worry me and Yor are just 1 block away :D
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Just your average NORMAL family! (chatfic)
FanficFollow the Forger as they encounter troubles while getting along and being the quite unusual family. A spy which is a good father. An Assassine which is a great mother. AND A psychic daughter. Well what could go wrong with this? The very essence o...
