The next morning, after eating their breakfast, everyone went back to their seats, everyone except Dipper who went back to his room shortly after breakfast
(Short opens with Mabel wearing some sportswear.)
Mabel: And that concludes Mabel's Guide to Fitness. With Waddles, the Jog hog. (To Waddles) You want that sundae? You gotta jog for it, jog hog! (To the camera) Look at his little shorts.
"Oh My Gosh, a Pig!" Mabel shouts as she adores pigs
(Intro: A techno mixed version of Mabel's voice calling herself plays while a montage featuring Mabel is played.)
Mabel: Today: Mabel's Guide to Dating!
(Cuts to Mabel with stuffed animals as guests sitting in front of a talkshow-like table.)
Mabel: As we all know, I'm a dating expert. In fact, I can't get the boys to leave me alone!
(Static.)
(Mabel's holding a cardboard cutout boy named Zack, pretending to be him.)
Cardboard Cutout: Mabel, I love you so much, baby. Why won't you let me in to your life?
(Static.)
(Cuts back to Mabel.)
Mabel: You know what you did, Zack! (Back to focusing at the show) Today we're gonna test the date-ability of three of Gravity Falls' swingin-est bachelors. Soos!
"Soos!" Mabel shouts as Soos made yet another appearance in the shorts
Soos: (While looking at the wrong camera) Get ready to fall in love, America! Am I, am I looking at the right camera?
Mabel: Dipper!
Dipper: Who are you even making this for?
Mabel: Grunkle Stan!
Stan: I'm only here 'cause you promised bacon. (Mabel throws bacon and Stan eats it) I'm pacified!
Mabel: And now for a simple 9,000 question dating quiz.
"9,000 Questions?!" Dave questions Mabel, who smiles big while nodding
(Static.)
(Cuts to Stan, Dipper and Soos are in the living room taking Mabel's dating quiz.)
Stan: "Should men always pay for dinner?" What is this, Russia?
Soos: "How many kids would you like to have?" Seven, preferably. That's one to love every day of the week.
Dipper: "How do you treat a gal?" Huh. Well, hovering nearby and laughing at everything she says obviously. (Writes on the paper) Nailing this.
Mabel: While they're busy working, we give you, "Animal Dating!"
(A montage of Mabel forcing two of several kinds of animals to date plays in the break, including toads, owls, and squirrels.)
"Uh Oh" Carly says about the squirrels as they are attacking Mabel because she's wearing acorns for earrings
"Not my smartest moves" Mabel says about the squirrels part.
(Then cuts to a sign written "Results!" Mabel stands in front of the contestants.)
Mabel: Grunkle Stan, on a scale from one to five, you scored a three.
Stan: Yes! Yes!
(The scene pauses and a "Datable" stamp is stamped on Stan.)
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