(Static.)
(Opens to Dipper holding a basket of chicken strips.)
Dipper: Well, that concludes Gravity Falls anomaly #13, the Möbius chicken strip. (Eats chicken strip) It's infinitely delicious!
(Something runs past the camera.)
"Just What Are You Doing, Eating Chicken Strips at 11:30 At Night, Young Man" Mrs. Pines asks her son, who facepalm himself in embarrassment
Dipper: Whoa! Hey! What the—Aah!
(Camera falls over)
Dipper: (Picks up camera) Mabel, did you see that? Wake up!
Mabel: Never. (Faces the other direction) Let me sleep forever.
Some People From Piedmont Laugh From Amusement, Never Change Mabel, Never Change
Dipper: Some creature just jumped out of nowhere! It's eating our leftover Summerween candy!
Mabel: (Gets up) What?!
"Summerween?" Everyone from Piedmont ask the same question
"I'm pretty sure you'll find out in the future" Stan says to everyone from Piedmont
Dipper: (Points camera at the monster) Look!
"Ew!" Stacy, one of the popular girls in school (the same girl who put bubble gum in Mabel's hair) cover her eyes as the Candy Monster was naked
Mabel: Ew, it's like a... naked little man.
Dipper: (Holds up title card) Okay, this is now Dipper's Guide to the Unexplained, #76, uh, "That Thing?"
"76?! How Many More Do You Have?" Harold, Dipper's bully asks him who shrugs cause he doesn't know himself
The Thing: (Eats candy) (Picks up candy basket)
Mabel: No, put it down. Put it down...
The Thing: (Licks the basket)
Mabel: Oh, gross!
(Static.)
"Ew! Ew! Ew!" Stacy says repeatedly as she is grossed out by it.
Dipper: (Comes into view dressed in squeaky toys) Okay, I'm ready. I've covered myself in armor. (Squeaks toy with golf club) I'm going to capture him for science.
Mabel: And for candy!
Dipper: Get this on tape in case I die or whatever. (Walks over to the Thing and moves some candy with the golf club, then tries to catch it in a wastebasket) Aha!
The Thing: (Climbs up the ceiling)
Mabel: Oh! Die mutant! Die! (Throws squeaky toy at it, but it comes back and hits her) Ow!
"Did You Really Think That Throwing a Toy Was a Good Idea?" Joe, one of the classmates who gave Mabel a Valentine's Day cards asks Mabel
"Maybe I Thought That It Would Hit Him" Mabel said to Joe
The Thing: (Jumps into the staircase)
Dipper: (Runs after it)
Mabel: Save the candy!
Dipper: Where is it? Have you seen it? (Gets attacked by the monster)
The Thing: (Jumps down on Dipper and knocks him over, grabs candy and runs off)
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Watching Their Future | A Gravity Falls Watching Their Series Fan Fiction
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