Emma: So uhhh... my question is: my friend keeps on going into the pantry and grabbing handfuls of fettuccine... uncooked...
Don: I would hope they're not grabbing handfuls of cooked fettuccine!
Gilda: In your pantry!
Emma: Yeah... and eating them raw, and he keeps calling them 'chips'. ... How do I make them stop?
Don: Is your friend here?
Emma, motioning to Ray: Yeah.
Don, to Ray: You're a monster!
Norman: Does anybody remember- I haven't been to Olive Garden in many moons- but they DO have a like- fettuccine bottle that you can just- grab em out of and chew-
Norman: HOLD ON. WAS THIS A PRANK YOU GUYS PULLED ON ME WHEN WE WENT TO OLIVE GARDEN AS KIDS?!
Norman: NO, STOP. EVERYBODY SHUT UP. DO THEY GIVE YOU RAW FETTUCCINE TO CHEW ON IN THE LOBBY OF THE OLIVE GARDEN
Everyone else: No.
Norman, to Don and Gilda: YOU FUCKIN BASTARDS
Don: YAAAAAAAAY!
Gilda: THE PRESTIGE!
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Emma: We've been conducting an ongoing study to see what Norman will and will not eat.
Ray: Grass? Yes!
Emma: Moss? Yes!!
Ray: Leaves? Ohh, yes!
Emma: Shoelaces? Strange but true!
Ray: Worms? Sometimes!
Emma: Rocks? Usually nah.
Ray: Twigs? Usually!
Emma: Gilda's cooking? Inconclusive!
Don: How did you... test this?
Emma: You just hand him stuff and say 'eat this' and if he eats it, he eats it.
Don: ... I don't know how to feel about this.
Gilda: IS THAT WHERE ALL MY SPARE SHOELACES WENT?
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Emma: Favorite horror movie?
Ray: It
Gilda: Saw
Don: Annabelle
Norman: High School Musical. after watching it I spent all my middle school years terrified that the entire school would start singing something and I'd be the only one who didn't know the lyrics
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Hi :) You can call me Forest I use they/them pronouns and I got kinda bored lol
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FanfictionI DO NOT OWN THE PROMISED NEVERLAND OR THE ARTWORK IN THIS BOOK IF YOU KNOW WHO THE ARTIST IS PLEASE TELL ME! probably cussing and dark humor Ships included! -Norman x Ray -Gilda x Emma -Norman x Emma -Ray x Emma
