NORRAY >:)))

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Norman: Talk dirty to me, baby~
Ray: The dishes.
Norman: Wh-
Ray: They've been there for 4 days and it's your turn to wash them. You still haven't cleaned them and I have asked you to do so several times.

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Ray: When you said 'Magic in Bed', I wasn't expecting this...
Norman: *pulls out card from deck* Now, was this your card?
Ray: Holy moly-

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Ray: Can I have 2 straws with that milkshake?
Norman: Aww-
Ray: With 2 straws, I can drink it double as fast!

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Ray: Two brooooos!
Norman: Chillin' in a hot tub!
Ray: Five feet apart 'cause we're not gay!
Norman:
Ray:
Norman: *tearing up*
Ray: Babe, c'mon...
Norman: AND HERE YOU REALLY HAD ME THINKING WE HAD SOMETHING.
Ray: Babe...

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Ray: Since we're in a relationship now, your clothes are my clothes too. Don't ask me why I have your shirt on, this is our shirt.
Norman: Fine, but when I come strutting in with your fuzzy socks I don't want to hear shit.

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Woah, am I being productive? I JUST PUBLISHED A SECOND CHAPTER >:) 

HERES SOME NORRAY FOR YOUR SOULS

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