Dream SMP Incorrect quotes

Dream team

Bad: *trying to fill out legal paperwork stuff* were you guys born AMAB or AFAB?
George: bold of you to assume I was born at all.
Sapnap: I personally was created in a lab.
Dream: I just straight up spawned.

Dream: Sapnap and I were crossing the street and this dude drove by and honked at us
Bad: *sighing* what did Sapnap do?
Dream: he chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window and...
Sapnap: who wants a steering wheel?

Dream: I trust George.
Sapnap: You think they know what they're doing?
Dream: I wouldn't go that far.

[The group is a prison cell that was just hit by an earthquake]
George: Uh, I'm gonna roll a perception check of... 4, and see if our cell is, uh, in any way damaged by this quake
Dream: You're in a prison cell :)
Bad: You did great. Well, I got a 10-
Dream: You're in a prison cell with bars on it :3
Sapnap: I got a 1!
Dream: You're in... a cube-shaped place.

Bad: setting down a card: Ace of spades
George: pulling out an Uno card: +4
Sapnap: pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you
Dream: *trembling* what are we playing?!

Dream: *screams*
Sapnap: *screams louder to establish dominance*
Bad: should we do something?
George: No, I want to see who wins.

George: sometimes I drink milk straight out of the container.
Sapnap: the cow???
George: what?
Dream: Sapnap, W H Y?

Dream: *texting George* George! Help I'm being kidnapped
George: Where are you?
Dream I'm with some strange person. In a car. Help.
George: I'll call Sapnap.
Sapnap: *answering his call* Y'ello?
George: Where's Dream? They texted me that they were being kidnapped.
Sapnap Dream? Whaddya mean, they're right next to me-
Sapnap:
Sapnap: I'll call you back. *hangs up*
Sapnap: THE NEW HAIRCUT ISN'T THAT BAD!
Dream: WHO ARE YOU?!