There is some swearing in this so if you don't like swearing skip this one
Tommy: hey, I just ran something over.
Phil: *sighing* what did you hit.
Tommy: I ran over a goat.
Phil: HOW Did you run over a goat!?Dream: if you to keep the fish then you have to lick it.
Sapnap: that's gross.
Dream: it's the only way you can keep the fish.
Sapnap: fine.
*Sapnap licks the fish*
Dream: why would you actually do it!?
Sapnap: because you told me too!The sleepy bois at a alligator park
Tommy: *pointing at a alligator* what if I throw a rock at it?
Phil: don't do it Tommy.
Tommy: I'm gonna do it
Phil: NO!
Tommy: you guys go stand over there.
Techno: I'll stay right here
*Tommy takes one rock and throws it at the alligator and hits its back it doesn't react, Tommy takes another rock and this one hits its head the alligator climbs up the ledge a bit and Tommy runs away, Techno stance looking over the ledge*
*Phil and start laughing*
Phil: I think that's the fastest I've ever seen him run.Sapnap: *hits Dream with a pillow* what the fuck.
Dream: how the fuck did you do that.
George: what did he do?
Dream: he hit me with a pillow and it broke.
George: it broke?
Sapnap: *holds up a piece of fluff from the pillow* yes it broke.Writers note
These are things that actually happened, sorry for any grammar mistakes I'm not the best writer. If you like please vote!
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