Dream team

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Sapnap: Am I in trouble?
Dream: Take a guess.
Sapnap: No?
Dream: Take another guess.

Sapnap: Why are your tongues purple?
George: We had slushies. I had a blue one.
Dream: I had a red one.
Sapnap: oh
Sapnap:
Sapnap: OH
Bad:
Bad: You drank each other's slushies?


George: Sapnap isn't answering his phone
Dream: I'll call
George: Bad and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-
Sapnap: Hello?


Dream: Bad, I'm sad.
Bad: *Holds out arms for a hug* It's going to be okay.
Sapnap: George, I'm sad.
George: *nodding* mood.

Dream: *to Sapnap* My life is in the hands of an idiot!
Sapnap: *motioning to himself and George* No no no no no, TWO idiots!

George: Are you the big spoon or the little spoon?
Dream: I'm a knife.
Sapnap: *from across the room* he's the little spoon.

Store Worker: Would a mr. Wastaken please come to the front desk?
Dream: *arriving at the desk* Hello, is there a problem?
Store Worker: points to Sapnap and George
Store Worker: I believe they belong to you?
Sapnap and George: *simultaneously* We got lost :(
Dream: I didn't even bring you guys here with me-


Dream: I just ended a four year relationship.
Bad: Oh, I'm so sorry. Are you okay?
Dream: Hm? Oh yeah, I'm fine. It wasn't my relationship.
*George and Sapnap fighting from across the room*


Writer's note
Thank you for reading, sorry I haven't wrote in awhile my family just drove home from Florida
So I have been busy:/ anyway please vote if you liked this chapter! Have a nice day/night!<3

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