I'm a block away, and I already hear cheers and screams, and of course d@ddy's voice, it makes my c0och moist. Walking into the bar, I can just make out 1 tall figure and a small one on the stage, and as I get closer I'm shocked by what I see. My Eddy weddy, on stage with h-h-his dog. 'Last night you were in my room, and now my bedsheets smell like you' Eddy sings, leaning in closer to the small furry creature. I watch in horror as they share a long passionate kiss, rubbing eachother in the places where the cvm don't shine. I look back to leave and I see a trail of dripping cvm behind me and I remember that I'm n@ked. All eyes are on me, and I see the pure lust and desperation in Eddy's eyes. Looking at the dog, he's looking pretty turn3d on too. Who will I choose? What will I do?
