I'm sitting on my bed in my apartment, sprawled across my black sheets. 10 years ago today I was in this exact spot. With Ed and TayTay. At the time it was Ed's apartment but now it's ours. Me and TayTay's. Wifey and the kids enter the room, the dog following not too far behind, oh god he's $exy. We named him Ed after the traumatic events that brought us together. TayTay moves towards me and kisses me hard on the lips. She meows passionately and I let out a small growl in return. Our life together as a family is perfect. The kids watch curiously as we dry hump eachother passionately. I'm asexual so we can only ever do it with clothes on. Ranga and bruny, our kids, clamber onto the bed as we continue. I'm grateful for what I have and GOD I LOVE S3X MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMHH. Anyways s3x is good, lifes great, im gay, bye. Hey guys... I'm ed, im hiding in the dog costume right now, I'll get my girls back, and when I do ill fricky wicky them.
