10 minutes later, we're sitting on his black sheets, which are unrecognizeable because of all the cvm. I hear a zipper, im confused. Suddenly, Taylor swift steps out of puppy wuppy's skin. "I-i-i–i-i-i-it was you all along?" I ask. ' Finally, I was getting bored of y/n's p0och' Eddy says laughing. I couldn't help but take that personally.'what the fricky wicky eddy weddy' I yell. ' yeah what the heck?! I haven't even sh@ved' TayTay says, backing me up. "Calm down my kittens, it was a joke' He mo@ns defensively. I dont think twice before I go ham on Tay Tay's c0och. Eddy gro@ns, joining me. Although we're all here together, I can't help but fantasize about dancing in the dark with TayTay between my arms. While Eddy is barefoot on the grass, listening to his favourite song. "TayTay" I whisper into her ear so only she can hear me. "I don't deserve this, darling, you look perfect. She makes eye contact with me and i can see that shes blushing. For a moment I think that we have something, but she kneels down puts her mouth around Eddy's monster meat. I feel brocken, betrayed, devastated. For a second I doubted her but I'm brought back to reality as Eddy lets out a yelp. Looking down at his monster meat, I see teeth marks. What has my tay tay done?? T'aylalicoious?' i question. She kicks him as hard as she can in the nu+s,grabs my hand, dragging me to the elevator, leaving Eddy gro@ning in pain. We go to the rooftop of the apartment complex and I'm terrified as she jumps off, clutching me against her chest, her exposed milkers perfectly moulding into the shape of my chest. I feel a sudden rush of air as her huge a$$ inflates into a massive parachute with a huge picture of jake Gyllenhaal sprawled across the front. I take a deep breath, and let out my final truth. 'I'm an asexual lesbian taytay' "WHAT?" she meows 'b-but our fricky wicky,' she questions?????' I was experimenting' i bark back. 'A-also' i stutter, 'I'm a zoophile' I breathe out, no more hiding it. 'I know baby' she reveals. 'I've been watching you since you were just a tiny tot'. 'Also, I'm pregnant' She reveals. 'With twins' she adds, meowing sadly. We're still falling as I scream out in happiness. 'It's us against the world taytay!' I yell, as we hit the ground with a thud.
