"UNKNOWN"

REINCARNATION

Wei WuXian received a kick just as he opened his eyes.

A voice thundered beside his ear, "Stop playing dead!"

The kick threw him backwards, headfirst onto the ground. Fighting the urge to vomit, a thought formed in his head—that's quite a lot of courage you have to kick me, the Patriarch.

Wei Wuxian: oh!? did I said that out loud? 

Jingyi shouted: "Yo!! A-Niang go"  Juniors had adoration and well....ladies had lovesick eyes.

It's my first time hearing a human voice in quite a few years, let alone such a loud, fierce shriek. His head swirled and ears buzzed with the echoes of the voice,

Wei Wuxian muttered," I don't remember that saying out loud, I am sure of that" looking at the screen with suspicious eyes.

 "Whose land do you think you're living on? Whose rice are you eating? Whose money are you spending? What's wrong with taking a few of your belongings? Everything you own should be mine, anyways!"

Just who the hell is this adolescent with duck-like voice, there were the clunks of ransacking chests and smashing objects as well. His eyes gradually cleared up.

Wei Wuxian wailed," OH MY GODD!!THEY ARE MY THOUGHTS!!!NOOOOO" everybody duly ignored his wails.

A dimly-lit ceiling appeared in his sight, followed by a slant-browed person with a sickly composition, drenching him with spittle, "How dare you tell Father and Mother? Did you really think that anybody in this house is going to listen to you? You actually thought I was scared of you!"

Master Lan," who is this YOUNG MAN" everybody noticed how he emphasized on "YOUNG- MAN" instead of using " Young Master".

A few servant-like hunks shifted over, "Young Master, everything is smashed!"

The young master asked, "How did you finish it this quickly?"

A manservant replied, "There's nothing much inside this shack anyways."

The young master seemed to be quite pleased, poking Wei WuXian forcefully on the nose, "You dared to tell on me, and look at you now, playing dead on the ground! For whom? As if anyone actually wants these piles of junk! Now that I've smashed everything, let's see how you're gonna tell on me in the future! Are you proud of yourself just because you've studied cultivation for a few years? Well, how does it feel when you've been kicked back home like a stray dog?"

Wei WuXian thought wearily,

I'm not pretending to be dead at all, since I've actually been dead for a couple of years.

Someone Huffed rolling his eyes, " how dramatic"

Who is this?

Where am I?

When did I do something as immoral as stealing another's body?

The young master let out enough anger by kicking the person and wrecking the house, and strutted out with his two man-servants, slamming the door with a "bang". He shouted his orders, "Watch carefully. Don't let him outside anytime this month, or he'll make a fool of himself again!"

Lan Wangji's grip tightened around Wei Wuxian and if looks could kill the man on the screen would have turned into ashes. Wei Wuxian, " hey hey Lan Zhan!! now don't go killing the already dead with those blazing eyes" battering his eyes like a shy maiden. 

Everybody turned there faces muttering, " shameless" under there breaths 

As the group went away, silence fell upon the room. Wei WuXian thought about getting up.