Wen Clan Visit

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On the heavy pile of open books, some lying idly on the floor, some on mat, some on table half hanging half lying, was sleeping Wei Wuxian, who was writing the rules (for punishment) as ordered but slept "accidently". 

"Ahh the punishment...."

"~TUNGGGG TUNGGGG" heard the gong

Wei Wuxian immediately sat up, 'Oh no!! I'll be late! The salute ceremony is starting!'

He hastily dressed himself properly, ' OH MY GOD!! THIS LAN UNIFORM!!! I WILL SURELY BE LATE!!! WHY THE HELL THERE ARE SO MANY LAYERS!!! FIRST THESE RULES THEN THIS UNIFORM ARGHH!! '

"well....that's not totally wrong.....is it?..."

Lan Seniors were boring holes on Wei Wuxian's skull 'improper, unscrupulous'

He ran towards the lecture hall, and sat at the back of Jiang Cheng and beside Nie Huaisang. On his other side sat ever pristine Lan Wangji, solemn eyes, solemn face. 

"damn!!! the beauty!!"

"I really want to see when exactly Wei Wuxian fell in love with Hanguang-jun!"

"more like how much of the idiot was he to actually understand himself and his feeling!?"

"heyyy I'm no idiot!!" 

And there were atleast 20 eye rolls "sUrE, mr. I'm not an idiot!" 

Lan Qiren sat on the chair, and a disciple beside him started reciting the Lan Rules from The Book of Lan Principles. 

"There are 3500 principles of Lan Clan.

"3500!!!"

"ohh so that's why senior Wei said 'are there still 3500 rules' when he first came after reincarnation!"

"They are 4500 now."

"4500!? just what-! never mind I'm happy with my life!"

"Say don't take crooked ways. Don't keep secret edge tool. Don't touch others 'headband' without permission...."

~yawns ~yawns 

"why is everything starting from Don't. Don't this, don't that, can't this, can't that"

Wei Wuxian under his breath, "tell me about it!"

Wei Wuxian yawned, "There are more than 3000 rules, no way it can be finished up today...ehh" He looked on his left and saw Lan Wangji attentively listening to the rules , "how can he listen to something so boring?.." suddenly he heard a chirping of a bird and looked other side, only to find Nie Huaisang covering something within Lan robes

"why does every thought of Wei Wuxian ends with 'how Lan Wangji or Why Lan Wangji' "

"seriously!" 

Wei Wuxian "aaye Sang-xiong what type of bird are you hiding?"

"NEI HUAISANG!!" Chifeng-jun shouted

"ahh Dage!! this is all past now!!" and pouted 

Chifeng Jun sighed deeply, and shook his head

Huaisang, "I found a canary on the way" showing a beautiful yellow bird "its name is-" , he was cut by Lan Wangji glare, 

"ohhh shit he saww!!"

"wait, is this glare because of the bird Master Nei is hiding or..."

"Or....."

"is he jealous!?"

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