Chapter 2: The Former Gods

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*Vilotcheese's POV*

This life, to be honest, is stressful. As the top tiered god just one below Mojang himself, I have a lot of pressure on me. I have to create thousands, no, millions of gods to be able to maintain each and every server here in Minecraft.co. One god per server. Can you imagine that? And I have to make each god by hand. With my two hands, my tools and nothing else. And not only that! I have to make them the minimum of 3 metres tall (10 feet tall). All by myself! I have to make 3 metre tall (10 feet) hyper intelligent robots 24/7 365! No breaks for me, just working. Every second, millisecond, nanosecond I'm making robots. At this point I think that I'm better than the greatest robotic engineers to ever live!

Wait a second, I think I forgot to do something...Oh,of course! How silly of me, I forgot to introduce myself! Yes, I am aware that someone is listening to me. Well let's start with my name, shall we? Hello there, human, my name is... my name... is... um... well, I don't actually know. I don't really have a true name. I think. The only thing I have is a 'Gamer tag' or whatever that is. Well, okay - I guess that is sort of a name... huh.

Okay then, let's start over! Hello there, My name is Vilotcheese but I guess you could just call me cheese. Hmmm, or maybe VC. I'm not sure. You can choose! I'm a 12 year old girl, in a 27,432 metre (90,000 feet) robot created by Mojang themselves! Some of my favourite robots have to be DreamXD since he was my first ever robot god. There was another person before I was created but he got trapped in the matrix of time and, well... we had to reset him - but that's not the point. What was I saying again? Oh yeah! Then there's MetallicLillac, a purple and grey robot. I always just call her Allie. She's my smallest and smartest robot. Sometimes it almost feels like she can feel real emotions! Oh, she's just— ah! I'm getting emotional! She's amazing. Well, anyways, I should probably get back to my job — I'm already 5,674,284 robot's off, and I only stopped working for like... less than a minute! See you!

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