i went to dr.plablo to help gt the mayo out of my ass.
dr.plablo: hi welcome to dr.plablo's office. how the hell can we help you today
y/n: i have mayo in my ass
dr.plablo: how the fuck did you get mayo in your ass
y/n: um idk it just got there
dr.plablo well what the fuck do you want us to do about it
y/n: um to get it out?? why the fuck do you think i came here in the first place
dr.plablo: ok listen bitch you probably have a std or some shit
y/n: i DO NOT have a std i am CLEAN and PURE
dr.plablo: yea ok we'll see what we can do
y/n: ok thx
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