WHAT THE FUCK??? THANKS FOR 1K READS
dr.plablo: ok so take off ur pants i have to see this 'mayo' ur talking about
y/n: ok bet *takes off my cocomelon supreme pants*
dr.plablo: ok lay on the table please
y/n: ayo wtf???
dr.plablo: I HAVE TO CHECK IT OK
y/n: yea ok *lays on table*
dr.plablo: *puts on gloves*
y/n: what are you doing-
dr.plablo: hold still
y/n: what the fuck do you mean ho- AUGHHHHH
that's when if felt dr.plablos COLD ASS FINGER enter my FUCKING BUTTHOLE
dr.plablo: what the fuck there is actually mayo in this bitch
y/n: GET YOUR FUCKING COLD ASS, CARROT STICK ASS, MOZZARELLA CHEESH STICK ASS FINGER OUT MY ASS
dr.plablo: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE MAYO IN YOUR ASS
y/n: IDK IT WAS JUST THERE I CANT GET IT OUT
dr.plablo: WHY DONT YOU JUST SHIT IT OUT
y/n: I actually never thought of that
y/n: anyway do you want some of my mayo
dr.plablo: HELL NO. GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY OFFICE
y/n: I PAID 3 CENTS TO BE HERE GET THE FUCKING MAYO OUT.
dr.plablo: YOU KNOW WHAT? FINE I'LL HELP YOU.
y/n: DAMN FINALLY
dr.plablo: *opens up cabinet and finds laxatives*
dr.plablo: Alright, so when you get home, take these and it will help you get the mayo out of your ass.
y/n: aight thanks homie
dr.plablo: I am not your fucking homie
TO BE CONTINUED.....😨😨😨😨