COTE: Kiyopon's Adventures (Oneshots)

what the hell did i write in this chapter

Idk. I thought of random interactions that make no goddamn sense. Kinda like the incorrect quotes generator, but I just thought of it myself.

Anyways enjoy reading whatever the living hell this is, I guess.

Ryuuen: Hey you guys. Monster has been denying my friend requests on Facebook. You know anything about this?

Ishizaki: He probably just thinks you're a bot, Ryuuen-san....

Albert: YEAH BOSS.

Ryuuen: What a careful bastard. Looks like I'll have to tell him about thi-

Ishizaki: ...Or he just hates you

Ryueen: ...

Albert: ...

Ishizaki: ...

Ibuki, somewhere in the room, was trying her best to not laugh.

Ryueen: Albert..... Bring Ishizaki to the rooftop. You know what to do.

Albert: YES BOSS

Ishizaki: HUH? WAIT! RYUEEN-SAN! I WAS JUST JO-

And Ishizaki got absolutely fucking slammed by Albert at the rooftop afterwards.

Next one

Kiyopon: All of my classmates are ignoring me. This sucks.

Kiryuuin: I thought that was always the case.

Kiyopon: Fuck you.

Kiryuuin: Fuck me yourself, coward.

Kiyopon: Gladly.

Kiryuuin: Wait wha-

Yeah I'll leave it to your imagination of what happened after that.

Next one

Horikita: Somehow I forgot what we were talking about just now.

Kiyopon: We were talking about how I can actually cook.

Horikita: I've never had a chance to eat you yet, so I don't believe you.

Kiyopon: ...

Horikita: ...

Kiyopon: You meant my food right?

Horikita: ...

Kiyopon: ... Right?

Horikita: Did I stutter?

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