I made it to the kid Freglys house an he was all alone, his sister was still at school and his parents at work. His breath was nauseating! I couldn't stand it! While I was making him food he would breath behind my back and the smell made my eyes water. The mint gum I had in my bag was quickly sniffed out and Devowered... He had a sugar high for the next 20 minutes and crashed. He's not supposed to have sugar but there wasn't much I could do in that situation.
His sister finally arrived home and she was SOOO PRETTY!!! Her name is Mel and we got along right away! We talked about our favorite music and games! Our taste in clothing and movies! And even her breath smelled good! And it turns out she goes to my school! The only reason she was home later then me was because she had band practice. And not the cool band I mean the horn and trumpet kind of band....
Instead of going home right away, I decided to stay and hangout with her! Turns out her room is messer then rodricks.. I didn't even think that was possible... I mean HOW does a pb and j sandwich get stuck on the wall!? But other than that I had a great time! She showed me some of the songs she knows how to play on guitar! And shes actually really talented! We played video games for hours until it got dark and I had to go home unfortunately...
But now I have someone to eat lunch with! And that's a really good thing because I was really close to sitting with rodrick and his friends... But now that I sit with Mel and school is a little more fun! No one throws baby carrots anymore! Or calls me names! I told Mel about the band an how I got in, she doesn't think my deal with rodrick is worth it. And maybe she's right buttttt who knows.
Later that week at band practice I mentioned Mel to the band and one thing lead to another an now we're all going to skateland. Yayyyyy...... Mel seemed to be a lot more excited then I am and she can't even skate that well!!! Either way I'm here and I might as well enjoy myself I thought- bummer because maybe I could have enjoyed myself if rodrick Wasn't here, I think he forgot about how well we got along last week because he started being a total jerk again! The moment we walked in some 11 year old asked me to skate and rodrick told him that I would be honored to go on a date with him. The little boys eyes lit up and I just sat there confused and guilty. I felt so bad telling that kid I wasn't interested....
While mel and Ben we're getting their skates because they dont own any. I was chatting with rodrick and putting mine on. I was bragging about how good of a skater I am to rodrick and he seemed unimpressed. And at some point I must have mentioned the fact that I haven't fallen in year's because rodrick made it his mission to make me fall. Even if that meant he fell too- he kept acting like he was falling and trying to push me over. Unfortunately for him it didn't work. And then it mostly became a chasing game, he tried to push me down countless times but still missed! I was too fast for him and every time I passed him I stuck my tongue out! Mel got out on the rink and, her and I decided to hold hands for a Bit while she got used to skating. I went to go get a drink and that's when everything went down hill.
You see rodrick was very insistent about me falling today and so while I got a drink of water I left my guard down.... Sooner than I knew it I was shoved to the ground by rodrick. I was really angry because it actually really hurt but then while laughing rodrick slipped and also fell on the ground! I laughed so hard at him! He looked so mad! I swear I saw horns sprout from his head. And that's when I think rodrick decided he didn't like me one little bit.
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Re-Diary
FanfictionThis is a take on diary of a wimpy kid, but from my own pov, it will have art :) and it's more for my enjoyment then yours, but hey! If you care to give it a read rock on! -no smut >:) -rodrick -babysitter