The Soup Squad book one

ℂℍ𝔸ℙ𝕋𝔼ℝ 𝔽𝕆𝕌ℝ 𝔸 𝕎𝔼𝕀ℝ𝔻 𝔻𝔸𝕐

So, I've learned teleporting is terrible you get super dizzy and wanna vomit. And oh did I vomit yes about hundred times in like two seconds. and of course everyone had to land right on top of me like in the cartoons.

*HERE, WE ARE!

*yea were at a grocery store where's the soup bot? 

#"Let's go in."

Inside, it was chaos. There was soup and people running around everywhere. In the middle of it all was a soup can with LEGS! and a monkey head. it freaked me out

*can soup actually have legs?

*I DONT THINK SO.

Lukas immediately ran towards the soup and started violently beating it but it was to strong and he turned to soupy stone.

"NOOOOO!!!" I shouted by the time I was done with that thing it was nothing but a wrapper. 

I ran to Lukas, and he immediately turned back into a not soup stone.

"Wow!" He said. That was weird. I was soupy, and it reeked so much bad.

*WOWIE YOU DID IT!

"What do you mean?! My friend just got turned into soup stone!" I said. "And we almost died, and you guys did nothing!"

*WELL IT WAS TEST TO SEE IF YOU WERE FIT FOR THE JOB.

*and you are. good job you two. also sorry Lukas.

"Thanks," Lukas said.

"Yea, thanks." I said.

*LET'S GET BACK TO HQ!

We teleported again. And I totally died in there I hate teleporting. As soon as we made it I passed out.

When I awoke, I was in bed, and it was pitch-black. I saw everyone else but Sans sleeping. Wait, i thought can skeletons even sleep? Papyrus muttered something about eggs and sans eye. Weird I thought.

I crept towards the kitchen. in search of a sandwich, I heard noises coming from the kitchen though dangit i thought Sans beat me too it.

*I love you so much ketchup.

Wait what?! I thought weird. He hadn't noticed me yet. I was crouched behind a counter I thought I might explode from laughter. I was about to creep away when Sans noticed me and one of his eyes turned blue.

"Gulp."

*were you ... watching me? he said in an angry whisper.

Uhhhh noooooo. I needed a snack and you happened to be in here uhhh kissing a ketchup packet?

*So you did see me, well I love ketchup a lot and .... can we change the subject? please.

"Ok." I laughed

*what did you think of your test today. he asked.

"It was terrible... and surprising, and I hate teleporting." I said.

*Well why do you hate teleporting?

"It makes me puke like a hundred times in like three seconds and it's super horrible."

*I'm sorry. he said. You could take some like puking medicine before you teleport that might help.

"Thanks." I said sarcastically. "I'll see if it works."

*any time bro. he smiled well kind of he has no skin or lips so it was weird.

"I need some juice." I told him. *there's three peach pulp  power dinks. He said. They sounded terrible.

"I guess I'll go shopping tomorrow." I said.

*okay I'll tuck you in bed. He said.

"Um... okay?" I said. "Goodnight Sans." I said.

*Goodnight bro.

We hugged and then I fell asleep.  

(When writing I almost mistyped tuck for something else... not so great with the letter F for Fu- nvm thanks for reading)