suite ties || zack martin

Boo You

ON THE SKY DECK, Zack was strapped into a harness by the railing while a crowd of people cheered him on. Cody and Freya walked up to see what all the commotion was and now stood with shocked expressions at the dimwitted boy.

"Now performing...a backwards, body-dunking, grab-a-fish, bungee jump...Zack Martin!" Zack yelled. The crowd cheered and clapped. 

"Uh...haha...honey.." Freya nervously chuckled. "We can't let you do this." She ushered Zack to step away from the rail with Cody's assistance.

"Even though I would love to inherit your single cabin." Cody muttered. Freya shushed him.

"Guys please!" Zack said, putting his hand on Freya's shoulder. "If Houdini's girlfriend and his brother didn't let him do stunts, where would he be?"

"Alive." Cody and Freya answered.

"Bad example. Now stand back! I'm about to make history!" He pushed Freya and Cody out of the way and began to climb onto a table before Kirby ran over and stopped him. Kirby was the sweet security officer who Freya enjoyed talking to and would even go on snack runs for him while he was on duty so Mr. Moseby wouldn't yell at him for slacking off.

"Boy! This is dangerous and stupid!" Kirby yelled making Zack turn to look at him. "What're you thinking?"

"I'll take this one." Cody pointed. "Nothing."

"I'm not letting you do this, Zack." Kirby said, trying to pull Zack off the table.

"Kirby, Kirby, please! If Houdini's security guard didn't let him do stunts, where would he be?" Zack tried to convince Kirby with his poor analogies.

"Alive."

"I need a new hypothetical." Zack shrugged before trying to go over the railing again but Kirby pulled him off.

"Man, this is stuck!" Zack groaned, trying to get his harness off.

"Let me help you!" Cody yelled.

"I don't need your help!" Zack yelled back. The two started arguing back and forth, with Freya trying to get them to stop. Cody accidentally pushed Zack backwards and knocked him into Kirby who was on top of the table, trying to unhook the rope that Zack had strapped in. Kirby started to fall down but the rope was stuck to him and he bungee jumped into the air and landed in the hot tub with a huge splash.

"Kirby! Are you okay?" Freya exclaimed, running over to him, Zack and Cody following behind her.

Kirby spat out a fish from his mouth, out of breath. "I hate sushi."

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Zack, Cody and Freya walked over to Kirby who was standing at the entrance to the senior citizen's bingo night before he stopped them.

"Sorry kids. This is senior bingo. Nobody under 75 allowed." Kirby told them.

"We're not here for bingo, Kirby." Freya said.

"We're here because, you know, I felt bad about the bungee thing and wanted to make it up to you." Zack added.

"You brought me a sandwich?" Kirby asked with a bright smile.

"I knew we were forgetting something!" Freya huffed.

"Uh no..." Zack declined, starring weirdly at the security guard and his girlfriend.

"Anyway, we were checking the job listing board, which I do every hour on the hour since I hate being towel boy. Thank you Zack." Cody grimaced.

"You're welcome!" Zack smiled.