"Hello? Hello?!"
I started to yell in the dark empty room I was in.
"CAN ANYONE HEAR ME AT ALL?! ...
Please... Someone..."
But then, I heard a door creak.
I looked up at the door that was infront of me.
But just to my surprise -
Nothing was there..?
WOW.
IF YOU OPEN THE DOOR FUCKING CLOSE IT YOU SHIT.
You suddenly walk up to that fucking door and walk out of that shit.
You then start to yell
"I DUNNO WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
BUT I DON'T REALLY CARE
FUCK THIS SHIT I'M OUT-"
Well you STARTED to until some bitch decided to slowly start pulling you
"OH WOOOOW YOOOOU SHIIIIIIT
YOU'RE TRYING TO DRAG ME AWAY-
WHAT THE SHI-"
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And then I woke up.
What,
The shit,
Was that.
Well,
Time to watch OOOOOOL' JACKY BOY!
Gotta love that Irish shit okay.
Shit as in a good shit like he is the shit not like literally dammit.
Your name is Anna, but everyone you know is weeaboos so they call you An-chan.
Why.
I mean,
Like,
You're a weeaboo but
You're more of a otaku
So
You think your friends are a bit crazy
You get up, get on whatever the fuck you have,
go on up to your computer and watch Jack because bae af.
You're a really moody person, so etimes you can be all like
HAAAAAI but then you can be like
DIIIIIIIIIE you know
You honestly think you have a permanent period okay.
I guess you could say you're...
You're pewDIEHAI
Whoops you made a horrible joke.
But it happens to be Jack did a second part of Jackventure!
God you love that shit
It's so well made okaaay
It's so perfect you cAN'T
Near the end of the video, Jack has to make a choice
Now this choice was like
Leave behind Mark and Pewds or
Like
Fight for em
Or like you can let them escape
So you literally start yelling at yOUR COMPUTER
"JACK DON'T BE A IDIOT JUST TAKE MARK WITH YOU AS YOU LEAVE WAIT THEN PEWDS WOULD BE DEAD BUT SEPTIPLIER IS OTP AND AAAAAAGH"
You think you died.
At least he chose to fight for them in the end
Woo woo
Let's get a second one, Anti-Jack rises again...
YOU HAVE BEEN TRIGGERED TO SING IT
"'CAUSE THE DARKNESS IS RISIN' AGAIN 'CAUSE THIS IS NIGHTMARE NIIIGHT OOOOOOO"
Being a Pegasister is hard
At least you don't get judged as much as Bronies do.
Sadly they don't know that...
That we're Stronger Than You
YOU HAVE TRIGGERED YOUSELF
"THIS IS GARNET, BACK TOGETHER, AND I'M NEVER GOING DOWN AT THE HANDS OF THE LIKES OF YOU, BECAUSE I'M SO MUCH BETTER, AND EVERY PART OF ME IS SAYING 'GO GET 'ER', THE TWO OF US AIN'T GONNA FOLLOW YOUR RULES, COMEAT ME WITHOUT ANY OF YOUR FANCY TOOLS-"
And then you notice something
When your friends asked what your favorite anime was
You straight up said Homestuck
This was one year ago
Oh
Wow
Okay
Why did I say that.
Well you thought you would exit your room after you watched all your videos,
After doing so, you exited your room, and what tHE SHIT-
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aaaaay cliff hanger whoooooooOoOoooOps
...
Wait
I said
Ops
OPS
ME
ME
OPS
ME
ME
WHOOPS AHAHA
YOU ARE READING
No Going Back
FanfictionWho knew watching your favorite YouTuber could cause you so many problems? But now, there's no going back.
