"Welp Fuck you Sashimi"
"Its SANEMI"
"Sashimi, Sash ,Slashypussy Whatever it is it doesn't fit you"
"I HAVE A DICK BITCH"
"And I have fingers that can flip you off 🖕🖕🖕🖕"
"Just go fuck yourself already"
"Alright see ya Slashypussy"
"AGAIN ITS SANEMI!"
At the whatever it is
"Hm yall better be strong d/cks and Pussys for this"
"Hm and you, you must be weak!" A guy answers me
"Weak my ass when look at yourself I'm already 5'10 and you look like a fucking Mistake"
"Uhm please stop!"
A Maroon haired guy stops us
"What ya gonna do? Tell my mom??? Tell AyOkAtA-sAmA??"
"Stop it Your being mean for no reason!"
"Oh what ya gon do for that ya little snot Face, go Look for yo mummy instead"
*gets angry and tries to headbutt me*
"Awwee Getting mad? Why don't you go look for Daddy to cry on?"
"Stop It! You are being Ridiculous!"
"Stay mad Ya little nutwik"
Welcome to the final selection
"Ahh Kimberly and TiaWAIT AREN'T YOU A BOY??"
Everyone suddenly laid they're eyes on me like i was deranged
"Guys just being honest that black haired kid is not a girl"
"...uhm well good luck on your Final Selection.." the black haired kids says in a Very Uncomfortable way
"Aight Imma let is Slide bye Kid" i slowly walk away like the others but something also Caught my attention,
A mohawk kid who's 5 Centimeters short From me, yeah looks like I'm the tallest 5'10
I decided to Go to his side
Well I had no choice anyways that stupid Ayokata bitch forced me to do this like my Uncle did
"LiStEn Y/n YoU hAvE tO fIgHt BeCaUsE oF hUMaNiTy's SuRvIvAl LiSt" then the kid looked at me creepily and Confused
"What? Ever heard of Shitless dicks?"
"They are shitless idiot." He finally responded 'kinda hot and familiar"
"So uh Kid why do you look Familiar?"
"I'm not a kid I am Clearly 16!" He suddenly punched me in the Face
"Ow! Fuck you and Your stupid brother!" I say as a joke but the he looked at me like I was a Titan targeting him
"What?"
"B-Behind you.!"
"HOLY FUCKING WALLS OF PARADIS"
And because i don't have no Equipment for Titans we had no choice but to
Run.
"FUCK FUCK FUCK JEAN I TAKE IT BACK YOU ARE VERY ATTRACTIVE,MOM PLEASE WAIT FOR ME IN THE GATES OF HEAVEN BIG BRO PLEASE SAVE ME HISTORIA PLEASE HISTORIA I TAKE IT BACK DAD IS A BIG ASS UNCLE KENNY I APOLOGIZE YOU WERE THE BEST LIFE SAVER-"
'if you have a weapon you are safe even if its one!'
"Erwin..."
"I LOVE YOU SO MUCH ERWIN"
I decided to face my new fear into killing its head off because cutting its Nape isn't gonna help
"Hmm Sashimi said this to me... wind Breathing..hm I should actually use it"
And I slowly run Forward to the demon as fast as Light and said Sashimi's magic words
"Wind breathing first form: wait.."
"Wait...i forgot..-"
At glance i stood their in panick
"Ok! Maybe just make one up? Titan Breathing sounds great"
And i started to do my thing
'Ok just say s titan Shifters name...Jaw Titan?'
"Titan Breathing First form: Jaw Titan - Ymir"
And soon Lightning came out just the same as Erens Lightning transformation
And...Ymir's nasty Titan came out as if its soul was coming out of it and I quietly slashed his head off
As I watched it fade I started Crying in pain my lungs had Been Holding its breath for way too long
"Hey are you ok Idiot?!"
"Mother fucker you backstabbing bitch you *cough* let me kill that stupid Fucker all by myself and then you come back when I'm done with the issue *cough*"
"Shut up!...i can't perform Breathing technique's.."
"BEAHAAHAHHAHAHAHA No wonder you little peace of shit AHAHAHAHAH-"
"Shut up! I can literally die Anytime!"
"Me too idiot" I replied Glaring at him
"Luckily for you, you already created a Breathing Technique"
"By the way whats you're name?"
"Oh I forgot it is Genya Shinazugawa"
"*choke* what? *chokes more*"
"What's wrong? Got a problem with my name!?"
"No- its because I know a guy with a Last Name Shinazugawa-" i wanted to talk more but he suddenly choked me in my throat with his hands
"Hey! It hurts Get the fuck off!"
"Listen here you Mother fucker say that name again and I will twist your ankle and leave you here" not gonna lie Genya sounded pretty Attractive yet murderous
"Ok- bitch fine" soon he let go as i breath for dear life
"By The way I'm Y/n Ackerman-"
"Wait you're the girl who was found with a Unknown uniform that is not owned by any country in the world and claims to be born in 800's?! I thought you are just a normal person but You are Crazy!"
"Excuse me?! I'm not Crazy I am born in the middle 800's Me and my brother did"
"Okay but then if you were then you would be an old Shack by now"
"Wait what do you mean?"
"You are crazy if you were born in 800's then you would be at least 1000+ years old" he said while i give him a shocked face nobody told me this
"Wait that must mean its 1900's now.."
"Yeah it is so quit being the attention"
"But I do live in walls!" I protest angrily
"I don't trust you"
He responds
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Last Name: My Ocean
Fanfiction(ON HIATUS) Steady we ride, Silhouette flying over the grass. As the daylight now dies, Our stallions breathing their last duty chains us. Our demons haunt us, fighting for seeds for our crown. Death by sundown! Steady we ride, Watching scenes playi...
