Somewhere in Hoth.
"So what is this new blue ice cream everyone is talking about" Luke says to Han. The gunslinger looked different his muscles were mere blobs of flab. His stomach was the size or almost the size of planet.
"It's...urrrrrp ohhhh really good kid" Han says. He had remnants of blue around his lips. Lando soon joined with his body nearly the same as Han's (scratch that it was bigger). Lando moved to side and let out bubbling fart.
Luke smiles trying to ignore his obese friends. The man at behind the counter of the shop brought out each a gallon tub. Luke was astounded at how much there was.
He took a bite and something clicked in his brain. He continued to shovel more in.
His friends did the same. Luke belched the ice cream spattered on the counter.
"I want more" Luke panted holding his bloated belly.Han and Lando had left. Luke was alone now as another tub came he scarfed that down to and continued to till he was stuffed. He let out a squeaky fart moaning at his overstuffed belly. No looking at what it said on the tub.
Warning is very fattening and very addictive don't eat more than our tub.
Luke laid in his x-wing and tried to release so off the pressure while letting out some blue ice cream of his own.
"I am so stuffed but I want more"...
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Blue Ice Cream
FanfictionLuke Skywalker is done and retired from fighting (non canon) but he finds himself addicted to a new dish called blue ice cream which is highly fattening.