Insanity's Diary

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1. If my ceiling fan could hold my weight, I would never be bored again.

2. Boys, if you don't look like Calvin Klein models, don't expect us girls to look like Victoria Secret's Angels.

3. I may have erased our texts, but I will never forget what you wrote. We may have stopped talking, but I will never forget your voice. We may have stopped hugging, but I will never forget your smell. Anything you did, its with me forever.

4. Let's flip a coin. Tails, I'm yours. Heads, you're mine.

5. Your clothes should be tight enough to show you're a woman, but loose enough to show you're a lady. -Marilyn Monroe

6. One minute of kissing burns 26 calories. No wonder those damn skanks are so skinny.

7. Yes, I'm a teenager. Yes, I still get excited when something glows in the dark.

8. Man may have discovered fire, but women discovered how to play with it.

9. Its been a long day, without you my friend. And I'll tell you all about it when I see you again. We've come a long way, from where we began. Oh, I'll tell you all about it when I see you again. -Wiz Khalifa ft. charlie Puth

10. "Hey! How are you?"
"I don't like you. Walking away now."