The tale of the last hero

The cutesune mage and her doge

as our hero steve the weeb heads on his journey he will realize he will not be able to face Northwolfs evil magic so he sets off to find a mage worthy of such a great task .he then journeys into the deep amphisbaena woods where he hopes to find an old childhood friend.

meanwhile in the forest of amphisbaena, the cutesune mage Sandy is practicing spells with her trusty heroic doge Thin Mint  . " you have tried that spell 34 times now sandy I don't think your gonna get it" sandy sneered at her doge and said "shut up Thin Mint I will get it " as she went back to concentrating on her incantation suddenly Thin Mint shouted "INTRUDER SNADY INTRUDER" as she turns to face her foe she grabbed the dark-suited figure with her magic then she quickly realizes it's not an intruder it's her old childhood friend  "hi steve long time no see" said sandy "uh hi sandy could you um maybe put me down I think the blood is starting to rush to my head" steve said straining "oh sure sorry about that " sandy replied as she set steve carful--THUD as she dropped him on the ground. "ouch thanks" steve groaned "oops" sandy said sinkering , however Thin Mint was unsure of this so-called friend so he went to investigate "uh sandy your doge is giving me the look" steve said "oh he's fine he's just unsure of you " sandy replied "IM MORE THAN UNSRE IM SUSPICIOUS " Thin Mint grumbled "what in the holy shit of amphisbaena did that doge just say" steve yelled as he jumped onto a tree trying to fight off Thin Mintwith a stick. As sandy lay on the ground laughing steve and burner stood there with the same face (-_- ) "what it was funny steve " Sandy said as she caught her breath. "I was trying to figure out a talking toadstool incantation and accidentally made my doge talk instead," sandy remarked then burner jumped in to say" I like to be able to talk how else would I be able to defeat the evil warlord" both sandy and steve looked and said "mmhm sure and we live on candy mountain" now that fun and games were over steve pulled sandy aside and said that he needed a mage to come with him on his dangerous journey. "ill help you steve nothing would give me more joy than to kick some warlord BOOTY". Steve smiled and chuckled "good then it's settled you thin mint and I will set off in the morning". so now that the trip is settled sandy said " ill make some dinner " and steve replied "I could eat" as sandy started food and Thin Mint was asleep like a lumpy potato steve sat his things down and went outside cutesune tower and sat down to think about his rough journey ahead and who also could he assemble to help him. Meanwhile in the kitchen sandy was hard at work making dinner when Thin Mint started to snore so loudly that sandy used her powers to beat him with a wet noodle. "AHHHH WHY SANDY WHHHHHYYYY" Thin Mint cried. just then steve appeared in the doorway "what's wrong?!?!?!?". sand said, "oh nothing dinner is done though ;) " as they sit for a nice meal and head off to bed the warlord Northwolf is eating with his counsel to discuss the plans for amphisbaena's destruction.