The tale of the last hero

the black night of jacks

night has fallen and Northwolfs army is exhausted from pushing through the outer limits of the kingdom so they stop for the night and the warlord decides to meet with his senior council the wolf den " GENTLEMEN I  have gathered u here to discuss how we must go forward with the plans to siege amphisbaena for ourselves ". he said as he sat in his chair alongside his magic GROOT. "well the first thing we must do sir is getting the black night on our side if not we will never break past the inner walls" said a councilmen "no we need to this rash if we used the resources from the outer wall we could strike and break it without needing the night "said another council member." but what if the night comes to fight against us " the third exclaimed. "SILENCE IVE HEARD ENOUGH just leave me " the warlord had heard enough debate he needed to think in silence.

as the sky turned from night to day our fellow travelers were to meet their first obstacle a giant fork in the road since the warlord northwolf had sent a massive eruption in the earth with his magic the three travelers steve,cutesune mage sandy, and her trusty doge ThinMint were stuck between a giant trench and the other side of the road which looked farther away than a bridge could reach." I have and idea" steve said "what is it " the others replied "Sandy you need to use the same incantation you preformed on me again but to get us across the bottomless trench " he said "I can do that but I have no clue if I cant hold all of us at once" sandy replied but outta nowhere a man in all black armor with a red jack of spades card on the front was standing over the three and said, " NONE SHALLL PASSSS " they all looked puzzled " hello fair night I am steve the weeb of amphisbaena I have been sent by the king to defeat the warlord and return peace to the land". steve said to the man " I am the black night of jacks and I have been sent by the king to help the last hero " he said as he knelt at steves feet "oh that's great I'm glad at least one survived " steve remarked "yes I wasn't near the hole when the rest were sucked down in an inferno ". said the black night of jacks. now that the conversation had ceased they turn back to figure out how to cross "got any ideas knight of jacks? " sandy said  "its the black knight of jacks and none shall pass this way there is a smaller portion we could get across this way" he said as he led the way. they followed him and Thin Mint decided to do some detective work when walked up to the black night and said "hmmm I m suspicious of u sir knight " " what in the actual amphisbaena fuck did he just say" said the black knight of jacks as he jumped into steves arms. thin mint exclaimed " are we really gonna do this every time someone meets me I'm a talking doge for Pete's sake" then when everyone was settled they made their way across to get to the other side of the road and continue on their journey to defeat the evil Northwolf warlord.