Doctor Whooves and Blaze Heart (clopfic 18+)

Chapter 6

Guard 1: "alright get in there and stay there" -tossing him in the cell, closing and locking the cell door-
Guard 2: "theres no way he can escape that cell, nopony or thing has ever escaped that cell before, its made of pure mythrial" -they luagh as they poke him and leave the catacomes-
Blaze Heart: "mythreal aye? good for building weapons and jail cells but bad for traping a blacksmith that still has their hammer on them oh and these chains are made of titaniam reinforst with iron and steel well i guess i'll get to work." -starts to break some of the chains- "rrrrRRRAAAAAAAAAHHHHH" -some chains break and the others just broke where they were connected to the floor and bars-
Guard 1: "did you here that?"
Guard 2: "was it a sound of chains breaking and screaming?"
Guard 1: "yeah, lets go check it out i bet its from comeing from the catacomes"
Guard 2: "i bet your right, lets go see whats going on" -they race down to the cell-
Guard 1: "WHAT THE......HOW DID.....HE...." his face----> D8
Blaze Heart: -finishes the rage blade (mythreal berserker sword with mythreal ball and reinforst titaniam chain) its a weapon of legend- "ello fellas, would you like to see my new toy" -stands there with hammer in belt loop while holding the rage blade in both hands, as one of the guards run off to tell princess celestia the other stays behind and tries to hold him off-"heres a tip for you, never ever put a blacksmith made of fire in a cage made of mythreal and titaniam reinforced with steel"
Guard 2: "a-a blacksmith" -he backed up a tiny bit pulling a lever opening a trap door in the floor-
Blaze Heart: -wings spring open through the shirt- "aw man i like this shirt too, oh well" -he starts swinging the ball on the chain- "now then.... let's have some fun." -BATTLE STANCE, ball catches fire- "FLAMEING WRECKING BALL" -swings the burning ball around and slings it towards the guard hitting him and sending him flying back words through two walls and crashing halfway through the next one-
Guard 2: "y-y-your a-a-a jerk" -falls face first onto the floor-
Blaze Heart: "not a jerk a lover, now then you shoudnt die from that i might have broke a few of your ribs but youle be fine" -walks out to see celestia standing outside-
Celestia: "you how did you get out!?"
Blaze Heart: "im a blacksmith i never told Lunn for this reason"
Celestia: "seariously you thought that this would happen"
Blaze Heart: "time travel hello"
Celestia: "oh right well then why did you come back"
Blaze Heart: "because I love her now then would you mind moveing or should I have to move you myself"
Celestia: "and how are you going to do that"
Blaze Heart: -grins- "with these" -holds up the rage blade and a boom box from the 70s-
Guard 1: "that's the weapon he turned the cell and chains into"
Blaze Heart: "oh that reminds me you might want to check on your freind down there I only hit him hard enough to break a few bones not enough to kill him or rupture anything he may be unconscious for a day or 2 if he isn't up in a week then just pour cold water on his head"
Guard 1: "uh... alright? Thank you.... I guess" -goes down but is stopped by Blaze-
Blaze Heart: -flicks the guard in the head- "that's for listening to someone that's trying to take revenge for no damn reason" -he runs past- "and as for you PRINCESS where do you get off puting someone in jail for loveing someone, you had no god damn reason to arrest me, and ive escaped way more advanced prisons in the past so that one was considered just plain o'le matterials for weapons"
Celestia: "yes but watss the box for?"
Blaze Heart: -puts boom box on ground- "its called a boom box its from the 1970s and its purpose is to make you dance"
Celestia: "what....how?"
Blaze Heart: "arent we suppose to be fight right now"
Celestia: "oh right, guards GET HIM" -the guards yell and rush him-
Blaze Heart: "hey watch the box" -he guards the boom box like it was a girl-
Guard 5: "why cant we land a hit" -stabs him in the side- "hey i got him"
Blaze Heart: "RAAAHHHGGGrrrrrrrrr" -grabs the spear and rips it out of his side causeing the guard to let go, he through it at Celectia hiting her crown off her head, and the guards flinch, he smiles jumping high up hooking the boom box on a chandlier, then as he falls back down he holds the rage blade with both hands and lights himself and the sword on fire, swinging the sword down hitting the ground with huge explosion,sending the guards flying and makeing a crater in the floor, when the smoke clears Blaze is standing there on fire wearing something completely different from earlier (big blood red coat that goes down to his ancles, red right eye with blood red fire going to the right and a blue left eye with ocean blue flames going out to the left, black boots, pants, and a black t-shirt with a blood red simble on the chest it looks like a 'o' with a '×' and a '+' in it, long red tail with the tip on fire, spikes on his elbows nees, and spine bent up words, and 2 horns on his head bending backwords, 2 wings red as the tail and torn, sharp pointy teeth with 2 big fangs on his bottom jaw)-
Celestia: "WHAT THE BUCK IS THAT THING"
Hell Blood: "so who is the one that pissed off my brother" *demonic voice* -all the guards point to the princess-
Hell Blood: "you arent you luna's sister? You pissed off my brother" -the fire in his right eye glows brighter and the blue fire in his left gets dimmer and closes- "now tell me why would you do that" -the ball on the chain drops down as he holds the sword he takes it in his left hand and sword in his right hand, he taps the sword on the ground and it catches fire then the ball cat he's fire, he lifts the sword on to his shoulder- "well"
Celestia: "uh um your brother as you put it had sex with her even though he new she was too young for him"
Hell Blood: "that's not a good reason, now then for haveing such a poor reason, you must be punished now then let's let the wheel of beat downs deside" -he pulls out a large box out of his jacket pocket (inside pocket) he places it on the ground and opens it a small wheel pops out and grows 20 times it's size-
Celestia: "...what is that thing"
Hell Blood: "this is the wheel of beat downs, it will deside your punishment" -he spins the wheel, it's slows down after a second or 2 and celestia is praying it's not death, it's slowly stops and lands on 'wrecking ball to the face'- "the wheel has chosen 'WRECKING BALL TO THE FACE'." *booming anouncer voice* -celestia frantically covers her horn, as he puts the wheel away- "Celestia it is time for your punishment" -he swings the ball to his side then shifts it to above his head, it remains on fire, causeing a wheel of fire above his head, he spins once swings his left arm behind him and let's go of the chain in the direction of celestia and it flys twards her face, she squint and it hits her smack dab in the center of her face sending her through 20 walls/rooms and Lunas room and goes through half of luna's other wall, with her exact shape of hole in each wall and an imprint in the one she is in (she is stuck)-
Luna: "AAAAHH!!! sister? Blaze? AAH BLAZE YOUR ON FIRE, WHY ARE YOU ON FIRE?!"
Hell Blood: "Blaze? oh you mean my brother yeah he is 'asleep' i guess would be the right way to put it, im his brother my name is Hell Blood, we share a body so yeah" -luna walks up to him-
Luna: "how do you share a body?"
Hell Blood: "well you could say that he is the forger half and that im the fighter half, my specialty is known commenly as heaven and hell's combined judgement, his specialty is commenly known as imortal forge, i am a judge i have to deside and adminish a criminals punishment even if i have to kill them, he is a blacksmith but he can forge a weapon out of anything and i mean anything and he makes weapons for the punishments"
Luna: "oh ok well can you get your brother to come out"
Hell Blood: "yeah here, dude its your turn" -the fire grows huge luna steps back- "AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH" -he shifts back with the tail and new looking wings and the eyes stay the same colors- "alright, oh ello lunn how are you i see you have already met my brother"
Luna: -she nods her head and runs up and hugs him-