Doctor Whooves and Blaze Heart (clopfic 18+)

Chapter 8

TARDIS: *vworp* *vworp* *vreeee* *cong* -doors open- *creek*
Blaze Heart: "derpy why can't you just accept that the doctor thinks that the tardis is sexy"
Derpy: "because it isn't normal to think a machine is sexy"
Blaze Heart: "your just saying that because he didn't call you sexy"
Derpy: -blushes so hard her head turns blood red- "i-i-I am not"
Blaze Heart: "your face says otherwise" -her nose bleeds- "and your nose agrees"
Derpy: "grrrr" -her face puffs up a bit as if mad- "mean" -she runs to her room after punching him in the face-
Blaze Heart: "ow" -he said rubbing his cheek-
Luna: "you ok"
Blaze Heart: "yeah but damn she can punch, doctor how can you live with her"
The doctor: "what she makes me muffins and I can't leave the tardis for derpy because one the tardis is my home two I'm practically married to the tardis and three I don't want to watch derpy grow old and die while Im still alive and her dead when the tardis can live as long as me or even more plus the tardis wouldn't leave me unless I wanted it to from the bottom of my hearts unless the tardis and someone else wanted to save me then she would probly head back for me but still it's hard to pick from the thing you've loved your hole life and someone you have known and loved for their hole life it's hard to deside wether to pick one that will die and another that won't"
Blaze Heart: "and that's why derpy wants to kill you even though she loves you because she knows that if she does admit to being in love with you that you would be three times as distant from her than you already are"
Luna: "she is afraid you'll reject her or leave her behind"
Blaze Heart: "like you did with you're previous companions that got too close to you even though you didn't want to"
the doctor: "are you really tring to completely destroy both my hearts don't you think I tried to get close but when I do they always end up in some sort of danger and I hate it that's why I stay distant from my companions so they don't get killed or worse, I even did something horrible to derpy's bag the other day and I was so ashamed when I realized what I did so I hid her bag so sha wouldn't get mad at me and think I was some pervert or some stalker I caught myself about to smell her dirty socks and underwhere, I keep my distance from her the most because I don't want to watch her grow old while I don't even grow a day older, I'm afraid of loosing everything I love and care about when I'm cursed to live so so much longer and bare the pain" -he starts crying, and derpy peeks into the room her face covered in tears-
Derpy: "doct-" -Blaze cuts her off by shaking his head slightly-
Blaze Heart: "alright common you better get some sleep and don't worry if you find out derpy can live just as long as you then mabe you will come back and warn yourself like in the movies" -he walks the doctor back to his room and walks into derpy's room- "hey derpy" -he said siting on the bed next to a sobbing derpy- "you heard the hole thing didn't you" -she nods face still burried in a pillow, that's the same color as the doctor, and it looks like she is kissing the picture sowed into it, it looks like the doctor's cutie mark- "are you kissing his cutie mark, that you sowed into your pillow"
Derpy: "uh...no...." -she lifts up her head and wipes tears off her face along with a bit of slobber from kissing the pillow- "uh... n-n-no i-i didn't make this it was a gift from carrot top she gave it to me and I stopped her from giving the doctor a pillow that had my cutie mark on it, with a hole in it I realized what the hole was for before him"
Blaze Heart: "let me guess the hole was to represent ur plot hole"
Derpy: -blushes- "y-yeah"
Blaze Heart: "ok so listen i know what will make him feel better, ok so what you do is you put on some blue and grey striped socks and a matching pair of panties and then wait till he is asleep then quietly seek into bed with him and if he wakes up and looks at you then you kiss him and rub his cock if he don't wake up then wait till he roles over and then kiss him use tongue when he does wake up then you start rubbing his cock then when he asks what your doing just tell him nothing in a suductive voice while sliding under the covers and then well you know the rest just make sure he cum inside you not outside" -she nods and he walks out of the room and she, very reluctantly, gets dress in blue and red striped socks with matching panties, she is wearing blue and red cause she couldn't find her blue and grey socks and panties, then waits a good long while before reluctantly suductively and sneakly walking towards the bed and geting in the bed with the doctor-