why do drugs when you can be reborn as a god

[OLD VERSION]Family bonding ft. a child murderer, a bastard vessel, and a tree

As I think that we enter a room

As we enter I immediately cover my eyes. Weeks in almost pitch black darkness to a room brighter than the mf who made toast by looking at bread and saying cook it again doesn't exactly do well for the eyes. When my eyes adjust I look around and promptly get dropped onto the plainest bed I've ever seen that wasn't a prison bed. I'd call it tacky but I've literally been sleeping on piles of rocks for weeks so I don't think I can judge really.

"Stay here while I talk to someone, do not under any circumstances leave this room. I do not wish to go searching for you."

Rude, but eh at least I don't have to deal with the pale bastard. Win win scenario for me I guess. As he shuts the door I look around for a bit before just sitting on the bed, upside down of course I'm not uncultured. I wonder who he's gonna talk to? The dreamers? No he wouldn't be able to talk to them that quickly unless they were already here and I doubt that's the case. Maybe the white lady, he could've gotten me to appease her or something. Yeah that sounds most likely, I doubt he would keep me otherwise.

 Probably woulda just dropkicked me to the damn bottom of the abyss and went on with his day, he seems like the type to do that. At least the void god dude thing was nice enough to throw me into a universe where the pale lamp utensil decided not to throw me down the abyss like a toxic friend throwing you under the bus when you literally just wanted to bring pizza to school for your birthday. Fuck you kelly I didn't know what vegan was in 3rd grade I hope you stub your toe every night.

After going on about kelly for awhile (A/N fuck you kelly) I hear talking getting closer to the room I'm in and face the door just in time to make eye contact with the white lady while sitting upside down with my legs crossed against the wall. WOW she is TALL now I see why the palace's ceilings and doors are so high. Curse the pale king for being a midget and then curse genetics for making me short as well. This is the worst of injustices, worse even than the mass child murder.

She stares at me for a moment, she seems confused for a split second before it shifts into amusement. She seems a shit ton less cold than ingame, to be fair I would be cold too if I hadn't talked to anyone for at least decades, and then after wanting a child for my entire life only being able to have children when they're turned into robotic weapons. Yeah that sounds messed up as hell.

"Vessel this is the white lady she is your mother. Please do not cause her as much trouble as you did in the 10 minutes you were in my presence"

Oh don't be so rude to them, I'm sure they were just scared because they were locked in a dark abyss and forced to climb to get out only to be dragged by someone they didn't know to a place completely different without any explanation.

That sure shut him up, she seems pissed about the whole abyss thing. Not that I blame her I would be too. Moving on from that I oh so gracefully flop over as I try to get out of my upside down position to greet her. She doesn't seem to mind though, she just waits patiently for me to get over, she seems like she's just happy I'm here. Been awhile since anyone's been that way to me. As soon as I get close enough she just picks me up, saying something about my name- I don't remember my old one so I guess finally having one would be nice. I don't hear her though because after all the climbing and shit I'm tired as hell and I'm just..

trying.. not... to.... fall..... asleep......

(A/N HEY EVERYBODY, FIRST OFFICIAL DOUBLE UPLOAD WOOO! I just had to get the part where they meet the white lady, I love writing her although it took me awhile to figure out her personality. ALSO we are officially in completely unplanned territory which means that everything will be a bit more consistent. Alos to explain why the king can hear voidspeak and sometimes read their mind and what's going on with that, parts are spoilers for a plot twist that I'm leaving out but-, Basically the pale king can tune in and out of people's thoughts but he hadn't tuned out of them in the abyss to look for unpure vessels and he kinda thought he didn't need to, also the non spoiler part of how he can hear voidspeak is that it's connected to the mind so he can't decipher complex long sentences but simpler ones are easier for him to understand)