911 Operator: Hello 911– What is your emergency?
Toby: I'm sitting in a pool of blood.
911 Operator: ...
911 Operator: Is it... yours
Toby: *unconcerned* Uhh yeah, I think so.
911 Operator: *I- wtf...*
911 Operator: Do you know where it's coming from?
Toby: Probably the stab wound.
911 Operator: Have you been stabbed?
Toby: Pfft- Oh yeah, definitely
*unholy shrieks of panic in the background*
Toby: Hang on a sec-
Toby: *Masky could you be quiet please, I'm trying to talk to 911*
Toby: *to 911 Operator* Yeah, sorry about him. Idk what's wrong with him, he's acting like I'm dyin' or something.
Masky: *still screaming in the background* WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME?!?! TOBY, YOU ARE FUCKING DYING IN THE MIDDLE OF A GOD DAMN FOREST!!
Toby: ...
Toby: It's only the second time this week.
911 Operator: 👁👄👁
911 Operator: ➖👄➖
911 Operator: 👁👄👁
911 Operator: I'm sorry, the fuck?
*call abruptly ends*
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