This was requested by @Doros70
I don't know if it's any good, but I tried my best. Hope you like it. 😊
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Hoodie: Ya da la da da- It is good day to not be dead.
Toby: Pow. You are dead
Hoodie: I AM DEAD! *falls to the ground*
Toby: *quite evil laughing*
Masky: Bum ba bum bum- *gasp*
Masky: Hoodie is dead!
Hoodie: Yes. I am dead.
Masky: Why is the Hoodie dead?
Toby: I don't know.
Hoodie: I think it was-
Toby and Masky: SHHHH! You are dead.
Hoodie: Ok. *jerks around*
BP: *pulls up in a giant paint can*
BP: What's up wankers! Who's up for a- AHH! What the bloody hell just happened?
Toby and Masky: The Hoodie is dead.
BP: The Hoodie is dead?
Masky: Correct!
*happy correct ding noises*
Masky: So, did you see the murderer?
BP and Toby: No, sorry mate.
Masky: I will find him, I will capture him, and no one will ever die again!
BP and Toby: *clapping*
Slendermom: ATEEEEENTION!
Slendermom: THE HOODIE IS DEAD!
Masky: We know.
Slendermom: WHO KILLED HIM?
Masky: We don't know!
Slendermom: I WILL FIND CLUE! *bends over and starts sniffing the ground*
Slendermom: What is this?
Slendermom: A weapon!
Slendermom: *pointing gun at others* That thing is why the Hoodie is dead!
Masky/Toby/BP: THE HOODIE IS DEAD?!
Slendermom: *jumps on table* YES! HE DIED!
Masky/Toby/BP: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
EJ: INCOMING! *runs mom over with ambulance*
EJ: *runs over to Hoodie* MOVE NOW!
EJ: *kisses Hoodie*
*heavenly music plays*
Hoodie: AH HA HA HA HA HA- *keels over, mid mango*
EJ: In my medical opinion, THAT HOODIE IS DEAD!!
BP: Doc what happened?
EJ: My professional opinion?
EJ: *jumps on table* THAT HOODIE WAS KILLED!!
BP: Oh God!
EJ: I don't think it's anything to worry about...
BP: Well, now what?
Nina: CLIPPITTY CLOP MOTHERFUCKERS!
Masky: Oh God, come on!
Nina: LOOK AT THIS! THE FREAKING HOODIE IS DEAD! What do ya think of that?
EJ/Masky/Toby/BP:
Nina: Uhhh-
Masky: Yes yes Nina-
Nina: YEA!
Masky: GO HOME!
Nina: AW COME ON! *blows rasberry*
Nina: *jumps in car* YOU'RE UNBELIVEABLE! YOU ALL SUCK! *crashes car*
Masky: Ok. Let's get back to the point.
Hoodie: *poking his body with a stick* I THINK HOODIE IS DEAD!
EJ/Masky/Toby/BP: THE HOODIE IS DEAD!?
EJ: *runs towards Nina's crash site* NINA I WILL HEAL YOU!
EJ: *blows up*
Hoodie: OH! SERIOUSLY! WHO KILLED HOODIE?!
Jeff: *drinks from liquor bottle* IT WAS MEHHH!
Masky/Toby/Hoodie/BP: *GASP*
Jeff: *drinking from liquor bottle* YES!
Jeff: IDID IT LIKE THIS! *shoots BP*
Jeff: *drinks from liquor bottle* WHOOP DE DOO!
Jeff: *hiccups and drinks from bottle* That's a joke lads.
Masky/Toby/Hoodie: *canned laughter*
Jeff: *drinks from bottle and hiccups loudly*
Jeff: It was- *hiccups* HIM! *points at Toby*
Masky/Hoodie: *GASP*
Toby: How did ya know?
Jeff: I DIDN'T *funny hiccuping* THAT WAS A JOKE TOO
Jeff: *drinks from bottle and falls over*
Toby: *maniac laughing* That's right it was me!
Masky: YOU MONSTER!
Hoodie: BUT WHYYYYY
Toby: Cuz yer fat boi. And another thing, yer ugly
Hoodie: AND YOU NEED A BATH-
Toby: You're a whole heard of ugly-
Hoodie: TOBY AND YOUR-YOU ARE SO BIG-
Toby: Yer dumb as a box of rocks-
Hoodie: IT'S NOT FUNNY-
Toby: I've seen better beef that's been run over by a combine.
Hoodie: TOOBYYYY!
Toby: AGH DAMMIT HOODIE! FUCK OFF! You are dead.
Hoodie: NOO U! POW! *shoots Toby*
Hoodie: HA HAA! YOU ARE DEAD! NOT BIG SUPRISE.
Masky: Well... that was idiotic. Off to hang myself! *jumps*
Hoodie: I AM ALIVE.
Hoodie:
Hoodie: Is nice.
Hoodie:
Hoodie: Yes this is stupid.
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