Wonderland • Cookie run AU •

Pig snouts.

Ahahhahahaha hello and welcome it's been a while I'm sorry I have been living anyways here is the fourth chapter uaheusjdjdidif

•_Third person_•

The olden skeleton slowly vanished from the two's view, traces of it still there. Zombie gets up and to only fall back down as the ground shakes rapidly. "GRAFH!!" They grunt. "The hell-?"

Weird black blobs with a tare like texture rise from the ground while making off putting sounds. "Ruins..." The Cheshire whispers while grabbing a large Lollipop. "This is the only time I'm ever going to help." The Cheshire swings their candied stick as Zombie starts swinging their new-ish knife in a panic to keep up with the cat. The strange creatures continue to rise only for one of the two to take action.
Soon enough, Zombie finishes the last one, crushing the mask it was wearing a little less  than effortlessly. "There, we're done." The Cheshire turns around back to Zombie. "I'm tired, let's go." The Cheshire grabs Zombies tare covered hand as the two run off.

After a short while the smell of cooking starts to arise. The two, now somewhat hungry, start making their way. A witch like figure with, at the time, modern clothes stirs a large-ish pot with boiling water in it. The figure seems to recognize The Cheshire Cat. "Hello Kitty! Come back for seconds?" Unlike their appearance, they seem to have a nice mother like voice. "No thanks. I'm not in the mood. You tried to eat me remember?" They cross their arms. "Of course I do! But that was a LonGGg while ago!" They exaggerate the word 'long'. "Besides, you taught me manners. Also, the taste of fur covered cookies make me lose my appetite." They turn back around before quickly shifting their head back to Zombie. "And whooo's thattt??" The figure leans over to Zombie. "That's... Zo- no- Alice. That's Alice." The figure stands back up. "They're sooo small!!! Hehehe! Hey Alice, care to help me cook something? I need help with this dish, care to get me some pig snout will ya? Oh hehe! Take this, a pepper grinder! Just shoot the pig snout with this and they'll come right here!" They hand Alice a large pepper grinder, it's the size of Alice's head. "Is it heavy darling?" They put their hand behind Alice to help them stand properly. "F-fine-" the soft stutter reassures the figure. "Ok then! Bye! Come back here once you get one!!" They wave goodbye as Alice leaves with the slightly over weight pepper grinder.

As Alice steps outside large hives start falling. "Bolterflies!" The figure yells out. "You might want to deal with them too!!" They close the door on Alice. Great. No escape route, plus the Cheshire Cat is nowhere to be seen. They weren't lying when they said that was the only time they were going to help. GreaTTt. Quickly trying to figure out how to use the pepper grinder, Alice notices Bolterflies start coming from the hives that the figure warned Alice about. Suddenly, the pepper grinder starts bolting small pepper grinds. Easy to control once you start it up for the first time. They aim for one of the hives, it starts melting under pressure... literally. They do it again for the second hive, just after it breaks one of the flies grabs onto Alice's collar and drags them off the side of the short-fall cliff, where Ruins await them. Grabbing their knife once more, Alice slices and attacks the black goo creatures.

•_Cheshire cats POV_•

"Unlike me, Alice seems to like attacking those weird blob creatures." I say to my Witchy friend while hanging on one of the branches of the trees. "I thought you liked fighting? Have you changed since your last visit?" She crosses her arms and looks up at me. "HA! I HATED those things!! The texture, the sounds, EVERYTHING!! Nothing in wonderland would ever make me fight those things at will!" "Not even the White Rabbit?" I look down at her. "Him? Oh- I forgot about him. What about him?"

"If you really hate the ruins more then the White Rabbit than why try to take his watch?" She says putting her hand on her side. "Because, the Rabbit holes are easiest way to get from wonderland to the over world when your body is to unconscious to be waken up!" I put my smug smile back on my face before I way another word. "Besides, why would you care? You. bleed. black." She looks at me, slightly offended, slight impressed. Mainly because I wouldn't know what color she bleeds, neither it be black or red.

•_Third person_•

Alice finally finishes the last ruin and hive. They go to find the pig snout. Listening for it carefully. "Onk. Onk" a loud ish wimpier is heard from not far away. Alice is able to locate it and easily fill its nose holes with pepper, sending it back to the figure. They follow it respectfully.

"Thank you Alice! Now, take this! You'll need it." They hand Alice a picnic basket. Inside is a weird play dough toy made to look like a house. It's small enough to hold but not small enough to carry around easily. The Cheshire offers to carry it in their bag before they leave. "Thank grou!" Alice says while waving good bye.