"fuck you." light said, flipping nagito the bird. "what did you say to me, fuckstain?" asked nagito, cracking his knuckles, insinuating he was ready to fight. "i said fuck you, stinky whiye haired homosexual orphan man."
nagito swung and hit light's balls. light groaned in pain. "that's kinda hot." nagito remarked, blushing.
"kizz?" asked light, also a shade of pink.
nagito leaned in to smooch lighty-whitey on his fat lips. light kissed back, adding tongue.
"you're a good kisser, but your breath smells like dog water." said nagito, gagging.
"OH FUCK NO." yellled light, swinging his fists to hit nagito. nagito dodged fruitlessly, light still being able to hit him straight in the nose. he bled.
"i have a blood kink." confessed light.
"same." said nagito
they ran towards eachother and held one another in their gross sweaty man embrace.
"lets die." said light
"k" said nagito
nagito jumped on lights back, and they ran to the aquarium.
"ready to kick the bucket, babagorl?" asked nagito.
"ready as i'll ever be, sexypants"
and at that, they ran. head first into the glass to swim with the turtles. snapping turtles.
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psychopathic lovers (nagito x light yagami) 
Fanfictiona passionate story of a passionate rendezvous. basically 2 dead twinks making love.
