The Very Hungry Hippos

Part 1

Once upon a time there was a very fat hippo named Capn MuricaCapn Murica lived in a swamp but unfortunately the swamp had to be evacuated because of the putrid fart stench coming from the nearby retirement home where debra lang was the manager."No, don't leave!" Debra screamed "I must leave first and I want none of your nonsense"But Capn Murica had no choice or else he would go nose blind. He travelled many a day until he arrived at a nice large swamp in the forest right there yes deeper oh yeah. "T'is a good place"Capn Murica entered the swamp and settled down. The mud reminded him of his sisters favourite manure pile. "At least it smells better than that cranky old midgets dwelling lair" But there was an uncomfortable feeling in his stomach. It was so strong he could not talkSuddenly, a large green ogre ran towards him. "WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP!" But Capn Murica was not having it that day. "AAAAAAH" Capn murica screamed. "Wat da fuk" The ogre seemed confused. Capn Murica grasped his stomach and screamed in communication"Ah, I get it." The Ogre tapped his forehead in understand. "you must be hungry!"He quickly went into his hut and grabbed some carrots. Capn Murica screamed in anger. "what you dont like carrots" The ogre asked. Capn murica screamed even louder. "Fine" The ogre growled.The Ogre went and fetched some grapes, but it was to no avail. Capn murica was getting even more aggravated. "Geez, youre worse than my grandpa with alzheimers and tourettes" The Ogre grabbed some chocolate, then some bread, and also some mouldy lemons. But it did nothing."You're a stubborn brat." The Ogre groaned. "What do you want then?" Capn Murica Screamed even more loudly. "WHAT DO YOU WANT!!!!!!" The Ogre screamed back. Then the Ogre began to weep. He would never get the hippo to leave. The hippo would scream there forever.In desperation, The Ogre grabbed the hippo's back end and tried to lift him. He pulled, and heaved for several minutes until he was panting and sweating. Then, in only desperate attempt to lift the angry hippo, he accidentally stumbled and he fell on top of the upset hippoThe momentum of the fall accidentally thrusted his swollen hard Ogredick into the hippo's anus. He attempted to stand back up but his ogre knot was already trapped inside Capn Muricas butthole. "Mmmm Mmmm I'm gonna cum!!!" The Ogre warned Capn Murica. Capn Murica grunted loudlyThe Ogre then bust his green swamp slime inside of Capn Murica. Then, Capn Murica squirted his hippo sauce in return. "Ah, thanks man." Capn Murica sighed. "I was so horny I couldn't speak." The Ogre smiled shyly "I was really horny too. Tbh I get really mad too when I need fuk"The hippo gave a sly look "If it's ok can I put my love log in your rabbit hole too?""Of course." The Ogre replied rubbing Capn Murica's nutsack seductively. "But only if we can do it every day every hour.""It's a deal" Capn Murica cummed a bit"Can I join too?" Debra asked from the bushes"No." The two friends with benefits stated as firmly as their dripping squirt rods