Slenderman Gets the Badussy- A Tragedy

Badussy Betrayal

You woke up in a hospital.
"Doctor! Doctor, shes awake!" A nurse frantically told the person next to him.
"Can you hear me?" The doctor asked.
You nodded. Where were you? Where was Slendaddy?
"You look like you just gave birth but we found egg shell remnants in you. What happened?"
"Well, I laid an egg and gave birth to a child."
"Well, that explains it."
The nurse and doctor looked to each other.
"Well, youre free to go then."
Suddenly tentacles pulled you through a portal.

"Slendaddy!"
You were back in the room.
"Welcome back, todays the day you get to see the rest of the mansion!"
"Nah, I just want to see you Slendaddy, I dont want to run into Jeff."
"Do you remember what he said to you? About wanting him instead of me?"
"Yes, but I would never cheat on you. I love you Slendaddy."
"Thats the thing. Im cheating on you with Jeff. I got him pregerant." Slendaddy said seductively.
"He's pregnanerant with your child???"
"Yes Y/N. Im not sorry either. Now, lets make another child together."
"I mean, ok"
You and Slendaddy commited unholy acts of passion, which involved 3 uncooked spaghetti noodles, 42 carrots, a single penny, and the King James Version of the Holy Bible.
You two were finally done and laid side by side on the bed.
"I cant believe I could fit all 42 in your... you know. Horizontal even."
"I know. Can you believe what we did with that penny?"
"I know!"
Suddenly Jeff burst into the room.
"Slenderdaddy! Im giving birth!!" Jeff was holding his pregrante stomach, arching over in pain.