Slenderman Gets the Badussy- A Tragedy

Baddusy War

Y/N perspective
Slendaddy and I now had a beautiful baby boy. Watching him grow up this past year was a beautiful experience. I was finally the mother I never thought I would be.
Slendaddy did a great job breastfeeding us both, and I handled all of the other concerns like baking and laundry, but for dessert I always looked foward to that sweet sweet breast milk.
For our beautiful boy's first birthday, I planned a party for him, naturally. Slenderman helped me decorate and as we finished hanging the sign that read "happy birthday Jesus" that damned Duolingo Owl came crashing through the window.
"YOU BROKE OUR WINDOW YOU FEATHER FREAK" I screamed at the owl. The noise caused Jesus to become fussy so I took him up in my arms.
The noise caused Slendaddy to get scared and begin lactating again.
"See what youve done??" I yelled after him again. Deep inside I repressed the feeling of hunger that came from seeing Slendaddy lactate. It wasn't meal time.
"Look, look, yo tiene uno niño... pero... GIVE ME THE SECOND ONE BITCH." The Duolingo Owl screeched back, reaching for Jesus.
I wrapped Jesus in my arms, holding him close to my body and turned my back to the owls outreaching wing.
His feathers felt like razor blades on my back.
His feathers had turned into actual razorblades, and I felt my back become wet from blood.
Wouldnt be the first time, Slendaddy has massive retractable claws and those tentacles are surprisingly sharp. I've always liked it rough.
So I did what anyone would do in this situation.. I called into the void for my ex.
If I can't handle it, and Slenderman can't handle it, then Thanos would certainly be able to handle it.