Slenderman Gets the Badussy- A Tragedy

Where is the badussy??

It was so dark in here.
I wonder if this is another dream.
I hope this is the same dream where I ended up f_cking cthulu. That was weird, all those tentacles.
A light flickered on, I was alone in the room.
A voice came through the walls, but it felt like it was coming from my mind.
"Y/N, Im glad youre awake."
"Yo dawg I don't think Im in Kansas anymore."
"What? Maybe I should let you finish waking up."
"No, no, Im awake. Where are you?"
"In your mind. Im communicating telepathica-"
"Well get outta there!"
"Im not in your mind I'm just talking to you through-"
"Stawwpp~"

Slenderman teleports into the room and bitchslaps you.
You cry out in pain and start swinging.
He wraps his long, dark tentacles around your body. It's very snug and you immediately relax despite your urge to keep fighting.
"Good, now that I have you right where I want you..." Slenderman whispers seductively. "Let me explain."
You let yourself relax in his tendrils and suddenly he pulls you in closer to his body. He smells like lavendar and death.
"You smell like lavendar and death." You say to him, whispering seductively. You don't understand the feelings you have for this creature, but you know you like the feelings.
"Y/N, youre here because I've been watching you for a long time."
"Like? All the time?"
"Yes."
"When I'm sleeping?"
"Yes. You look peaceful when you sleep."
You wondered if he was going to put you down. He wasn't going to.
A tentacle made its way around your throat. You gasped. Its cold shocked you. It felt like a snake.
"Thanks. Its the only time I dont want to kill myself."
"Is there something I can do to make you want to not kill yourself?"
You thought for a moment. You knew the answer.