Zaaron (Ghost Adventures Aaron and Zak Fanfiction)

The Zak Attack

Billy stared erratically not sure how to respond to Aaron and I. Before I could say anything, Aaron was up forgetting he bore nothing more than his birthday suit. I quickly intervened before Aaron could say anything, but I was struck with shock when I saw Billy's grinning face.

"I knew it." He said confidently. What? What did he mean?

Aaron questioned my exact thoughts.

"I know you two were gay. I mean, I never thought you two would do it together, but shucky dang I was wrong. I gotta tweet this." Aaron lurched for Billy's phone by which Billy responded by getting into a ninja stance.I sighed and muttered "What's the point?" Aaron grabbed my arm gently sending my willy skyrocketing and my pulse even higher.

I looked straight at Billy.

"You can't tell anyone." Billy rolled his eyes.

"Oh please, Bagans, let's face it, everyone knows that the whole crew has it in for each other, this story can sell guys! Imagine, us, the Ghost Adventures Team, on the front of a major magazine like People? Hell, maybe even Time! This is an opportunity, the first openly gay Paranormal Investigating Team!"

I paused and thought, wait, team?

"You're gay Billy?"

"Well... DUH! How do you think I got on the show? Nick swooned me so bad I just couldn't say no." I froze.

"Nick? Swooned you? When was this?"

"Uhh...when you hired me." DAMN HIM! I was seeing Nick then...filthy cheater.

"Look, Billy-" Aaron interrupted my thoughts, "I think it's a great idea!" I swung my head towards Aaron.

"WHAT?!" I was baffled, how could this handsome stallion of mine be so foolish? A revelation like this would destroy our show!

"No, Aaron! That's a terrible idea." Billy pushed me aside.

"Look, I have press contacts, I can have this going by the end of the week, I can probably get at LEAST $15,000 for each of us, that's like, half a new boat. What do you say?" Billy was completely ignoring me and only talking to Aaron.

"HEY!! I'm the matriarch of this whole thing! If it wasn't for my own paranormal experience years ago, this show wouldn't have even started!" Aaron approached me softly, oh how I could just melt into his hairy chest.

"Babe.." he says cooly, "This is an opportunity for me to confess my undying love for you, don't you want that? Because I do. I want everyone to know how much I love Zak Bagans!" I looked at Aaron, my Aaron, he looked like a puppy dog. I felt something shift inside of me, something I couldn't quite describe.

"Aaron— I.."

He put his finger, still freshly covered in kentucky fried chicken grease, on my lips.

"Just let me do this. I promise you as soon as I get my cut i'll take you on a honeymoon to any place you wish." I stared into his spacey eyes wishing I could cover him in syrup and roll around in grass fields. He is my everything..how can I say no.

"Okay..but...first I want to ask you something..." Aaron smiled and nodded.

"Aaron..." I looked into his soul once again imagining me braiding his succulent chest hair whilst sitting in a garden of lilies and daffodils as the cool breeze swept every worry away. I knew I was sure of my next question.

"Will you marry me?"