Zaaron (Ghost Adventures Aaron and Zak Fanfiction)

The Marriage

Zak and Aaron spent the next few months planning their wedding to perfection. Zak and Aaron had argued over having the perfect theme and it wasn't until they both consulted Billy, the magic man that would be displaying the wedding on television, knew that they were going to have a paranormal theme. 
With the precarious planning came some heated arguments. Let's take a look at them now...

Zak and I are walking through the Promenade window shopping for anything that catches our eyes. For some reason, Zak insisted on wearing drag saying that dressing as a woman would deter the paparazzi. It didn't work though because I obviously am the more popular of the group so I was instantly recognized. 
TMZ swooped in with their cameras and questions as soon as we hit the shops. I refused to answer still a bit mortified by the whole thing. I loved Zak, but the media was tearing apart the spark. We finally settled down for some lunch and that's when we began fighting again. 
Zak wanted to order the ribeye but I insisted it wouldn't compliment his dress (which he also insisted on wearing...I have a feeling he's having some identity issues). Zak, being the sensitive boy he is, took it to heart and thought I was calling him fat. 
I couldn't believe it. I would never call my sugar boo bear fat...how could he even think that? I tried to justify myself, but he wasn't having it. I didn't know what was wrong!! He had been having these mood swings for the past few weeks! Just a month ago we were on top of the world and now suddenly he was hotter than habonero. I just wanted to cuddle my Zaky Poo, but he was making it impossible with his moodiness. 
We both finally settled for salads. Zak ate his in silence refusing to speak to me. I was growing annoyed and eventually asked him what was wrong. 
"What?! Why do you always thing there's something wrong?! Can't I just LIVE!!!" Zak suddenly hoisted himself from his seat and stormed outside where the paparazzi swarmed him. 
All I could hear from the ruckus was "Zak! Is it true you and Aaron buttered each other up after the engagement! Zak! Is it true you and Aaron are having a steamy love affair with Nick? Zak! Is that a rash or a tattoo?" I could hear Zak shouting for the paparazzi to get out of his face, but they wouldn't deter. Finally, I heard a shriek from the swarm and I pounced from my chair to my love's rescue. 
I swooped in spreading my arms out wide as I slammed through the crowd. 
I soared above and then crashed in to the paparazzi who all screamed in agony as I released my magma lava gravy from my nipples. The sizzling paparazzi smelled like sushi and porkchops. My mouth was watering, but Zak came first. He held his precious arms up begging me for help. I barely grasped him by his hands and pulled him up. 
Together, we flew through the sky until we arrive back out our estate. We were greeted by our pet boar Roger. Together, we all went inside. We were all exhausted from the day and couldn't wait to just relax. Zak decided to jump in the shower.
I couldn't help myself and decided to peek on him. Inside, I saw him twirl around as if he were a woman. He played with his armpit hair twirling it around his fingers creating little curls. I was growing aroused and let out an accidental moan. Zak turned towards the cracked door. I know he saw me, but instead of saying anything, he continued to strip. His nude body was revealed to me, his tattoos and muscles bulged oh so sexily. My mouth was watering for his succulent drumsticks. I wanted to jump on him like a bouncy castle. 
It took all my might not to. Zak continued his show as he turned on the steamy water of the shower. My tinkle honker was growing harder by the second. I felt the rush of blood go to my head causing me to swirl around. My nip noodles were soaked in succulent jelly as they oozed in pleasure. 
I felt everything tingle as I watched my fiance soak his greased up hockey sock pock. I couldn't do it anymore, I jumped into the shower with him and wasted no time. 
I was inside him releasing my hot gooey cinnamon rolls all over the place. We were hot, wet and ready to rumble.
After the shower, we both dried and crawled in to bed. I waited for Zak to say something, but he was unusually silent. I rolled to my side to face him. 
"What wrong Zaky Wacky Poo Boo Bear Baby?" I said sticking my bottom lip out in sympathy. Zak shrugged and sighed. 
"Oh Aaron...I...oh nothing."
"Zak," I said, "Please tell me! We're going to be married soon, we can't not be honest with each other." Zak nodded and looked at me. His glowing red eyes were so gorgeous under our neon glowing room. 
"Aaron...I'm...i'm pregnant."