The gays were in the locker room, skipping class again. After Nate asked how many fingers they'd like in their ass, they all knew, it's eating ass time.
After fingers going in asses, it was time for the ass eating! Well, it was until the samurai cowboy entered the locker room.
"What in tarnation-"
The boys just disintegrated and then reverse-disintegrated fully clothed now.
As confused as the Cowboy was, he fought anyway. He pulled out a revolver and fired at Twink. But twink's Twinkie powers was able to have him miss and he shot in jesses direction instead. He died or something.
Twink pulled an M4-Rifle from his ass and started to fire as Cowboy dicked behind a locker.
"TWINK!!" Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaron asked as well and pencilfuck. "WHO IS HE!?"
"Oh, just some dude I killed for you. UwU."
"That's kinda hot."
The war continued as the shot at eachother. Ez-Pez ran out of ammo. It was time to resort to....drastic measures. The cow boy didn't back down. And as Twink hid in a locker,the Samurai Cowboy began looking for him.
"Come out you fucking homosexual uwu gacha gay boy fuck!"
He kept looking, the sound of popcorn crunching and footsteps were all that were heard in the room. The Cowboy began kicking lockers, and in the process of doing so, Twink /teleported to the Cowboy Hayden and threw him against a locker. The crash was so big, Hayden the Cowboy didn't get a sight of the Twink, but when he did, it was horrific. It was like Goku had turned into a UwU gay cat boy.
In fact, the sight was so blinding that Hayden the Cowboy died all together.
Oh, but he always comes back.
Aaron gave Twink his jacket(because they actually did that irl) and all there of them, AAA-Batteries, Twink, and Jock from the Webtoon story Boyfriends, all carried the corpse to bring to Dean ritual. Dean needed a body as a vessel for Human Bill Cipher Len Kagamine to take control of. So that was on thing done. Mr. Drew returned to the locker room and scolded the 3 boys for the damage, but Twink gave him the "uwu" face and Mr. Drew was horrified enough to let it slide.
Now, the Cowboy was Dead and they can all eat ass in peace. For now.
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(I kept the "ducked" misspelled on purpose.)
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The Locker Room.-Ezekiel(Twink) x Nate(ew) x Aaron(closeted)
Fanfiction(THIS IS ALL A JOKE) Ezekiel the Twink is stuck between two men(little bitch boys). A tall annoying idiot and a blonde closeted loser. It all started in the locker rooms. I'm sure a TON of crap goes on around there. Cover art: Colt/Har-le😧 Prof-rea...
