"Nate-Kun! No!!" The voice echoed through the locker room. (Which is now their house ig?)
"I'm sorry Twink-Sama..." he said with a bit of male alpha gacha in his voice. Cocking his gun.
"I just can't take it Twink, Cowboy samurai is going to kill you soon! Who knows how long your UWU Boy powers will last...Tell our gay fuckboy I love him." Were the last words ever heard from Nate. As he left, he put on a trench coat and fedora, putting serval guns he got off of E-BAY into his coat.
A few hours later, Banging and screams were heard from out side. Aaron came into the room from the other door with Chick-Fil-A, to eat as they wait for Nate to return. They even had a chicken sandwhich waiting for him. The sandwhich was never touched.
The locker room door bursts open. Hayden was standing there menacingly, clutching Nates decapitated head in hand. It was quiet the sight to see. A head with no body, it's flesh spewing out a bit as blood hit the locker room floor, and it's eyes rolled back. One eye was dangling from its socket, and the other was bulging. It's mouth was wide open with a can of chicken tuna shoved in it.
"Oh my! OmO" said Twink.
"WHAT THE FUCK DUDE?" Aaaaaaaron cried.
"You're next you homo's"
Just then, another gay appeared. Leo! Leo and Hayden began to throw hands. Although Hayden had a revolver and a samurai sword, Leo...was Leo, and also had a gun. But it wasn't in their hands. For now. Suddenly, Heavy from TF2 appeared and handed Leo his...gun I forgot what it was called. Leo revved it up and fired at Hayden killing him almost instantly. Then Leo evaporated and went back to doing whatever the hell he does.
....
"God, I...have failed to exterminate him.."
"Hayden my boy...do not worry. I will take care of this fiend...he will be gone. Once and for all."
"God...what are you gonna do."
"We'll be doing what we did to Norman minecraft." God turned around, magically changing his entire attire. Into a UwU cat boy maid outfit. "Prepare the Vivisection with Charon OwO"
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"Twinkie, I know you're sad about Nate and his Minecraft skeleton built body. But I am too and- wait what the fuck is that?"
"Hey guys! Uwu"
"Excuse you, I'm the only one that can say 'uwu' uwu" said Twink bitterly.
"No owo"
"That's it, we're throwing hands."
God and Twink fought until...god realized..that...he was very attractive.
"Yo god, u wanna join our poly relationship owo?"
"T-Twink-Kun...I'd love that!!"
"Omg! Aaron we got us a replacement! Owowowowo!"
"Yeehaw!"
tbc
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Author note:
No not god from bible god from "Honey I'm Home" by GHOST (listen to ghost loserz they're gr8)
Anyways, I'm preordering Splat 3
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The Locker Room.-Ezekiel(Twink) x Nate(ew) x Aaron(closeted)
Fanfiction(THIS IS ALL A JOKE) Ezekiel the Twink is stuck between two men(little bitch boys). A tall annoying idiot and a blonde closeted loser. It all started in the locker rooms. I'm sure a TON of crap goes on around there. Cover art: Colt/Har-le😧 Prof-rea...
